Yorkshire Divers

Dr Stevil · #1 (**permalink**) 13-02-03, 10:56 AM

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit  Disorder......
 
This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I
start toward the  garage and notice the post on the floor.
 
OK, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going
to look through the post. I put the car keys down on my   desk, discard the junk mail but the rubbish bag is full.
 
OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take out
the rubbish, but since that takes me near the postbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first.

Now, where is my cheque book? Bother, there's only one cheque left! The next book is in my desk.
 
Oh, there's the beer I was drinking. I'm going to
look for those cheques. But first I need to put the beer further away from the computer, or maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.

I head towards the kitchen and the flower pots catch my eye - I forgot them this morning and they need water. I put the beer on the bench and there are my glasses! I
was looking for them all morning - I'd better put them away first.
 
I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots.
Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. I'll never think to look in the kitchen tonight so I'd better put it back in the sitting room where it belongs.
 
I splash some water into the pots and some goes onto the floor, I toss the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?
 
End of the Day.
 
The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, my beer
is sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the floor is wet; the cheque book still only has one cheque in it and I can't seem to find my car keys!

When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because - I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!

I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help, but first I'll check my e-mail.
 
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