worse than a child

[Sparky750]

A few years go a mate and i decided that buying each other christmas presents was an absolute nightmare we'd both gotten to a position where if we wanted anything we just bought it because we could so each year we buy each other stupid things that you wouldn't normally think of or buy. this year for example i bought him

Borat Mankini

and on of these

Automatic Vacuum Cleaner

he bought me a radio controlled helicopter which was so cool it's unreal so we exchanged gifts last night having a curry and a few drinks (read bottle of rum) and i decided to try out my new helicopter kept it really low at first difficult to get the hang of but works like a charm so i took it higher and higher managed to dodge the telegraph wires then tried a tour of the houses then i lost it i mean literally lost it. I lost sight of it for a second then buggered if i know where it went but it went and i can't find it we worked out I'd had it less than 10 minutes I've been looking in neighbours gardens and can't see it now i'm trying to buy another before he finds out what I've done and people say kids break stuff as soon as they get it

[hogen-deifar]

Do a "flyer" (excuse the pun) like people do when they've lost a pet. Deliver it to loads of houses. You never know, some honest person may get in touch???

[gerbil]

I was stood in a shopping centre next to a pile of them. Said to wife this year lets just buy each other small silly presents........oh look at that i like that.

So come christamas i open my pressies to discover a camera bag .*

Later this week i'm going to put wife up for auction on flea bay.



* admitidly i needed one

[gerbil]

DELETED: opps, double post

[uwila]

Beware: costume may become transparent when wet

[Sparky750]

A kind neighbour has just knocked and given it back and it still works apparently i was seen last night staggering about looking for my helicopter even calling here ickle helicopter here boy the 2 neighbours where talking this morning and laughing about it when another came out with my chopper it still works and is now on charge for it's flight later today. All is right with the world TBC

[Diving Dude]

After l reda your first post about you buying a replacement, l was going to say wait to see if he's 'lost' his mankini first.

[yazzyfooty]

Originally Posted by Sparky750

A few years go a mate and i decided that buying each other christmas presents was an absolute nightmare we'd both gotten to a position where if we wanted anything we just bought it because we could so each year we buy each other stupid things that you wouldn't normally think of or buy. this year for example i bought him

Borat Mankini

and on of these

Automatic Vacuum Cleaner

he bought me a radio controlled helicopter which was so cool it's unreal so we exchanged gifts last night having a curry and a few drinks (read bottle of rum) and i decided to try out my new helicopter kept it really low at first difficult to get the hang of but works like a charm so i took it higher and higher managed to dodge the telegraph wires then tried a tour of the houses then i lost it i mean literally lost it. I lost sight of it for a second then buggered if i know where it went but it went and i can't find it we worked out I'd had it less than 10 minutes I've been looking in neighbours gardens and can't see it now i'm trying to buy another before he finds out what I've done and people say kids break stuff as soon as they get it

Steve
EDIT OOOPS just read the whole thread

[Sparky750]

No i've got quite a big chopper blade span of just over 50cm as soon as it's charged back up i'll be out practicing and dive bombing the dog

[sean0801]

Originally Posted by Sparky750

A kind neighbour has just knocked and given it back and it still works apparently i was seen last night staggering about looking for my helicopter even calling here ickle helicopter here boy the 2 neighbours where talking this morning and laughing about it when another came out with my chopper it still works and is now on charge for it's flight later today. All is right with the world TBC

I was walkin round next a coupla weeks ago with my chick, when she asked me what i wanted for xmas, 'those remote control helicopters are so cool' i said! xmas mornin i opened my prezzie in anticipation and guess what i got? yeah, fcukin aftershave