Ugh Yuck Minging! Bleurgh!

[gerbil]

Celery is good if you are making a vegetable stock or soup. Basically anything where the celery is going to become a subtle background flavour.

Raw its just the spoon that Satan makes you eat his knob cheese with (that would be anything with blue veins).

Marmite OTH flows in rivers through the elysian fields becuase it is the food of the gods

[dry suit diver]

mmmm
sprouts lightly sauted in marmite butter ( don't ask i was drunk when this was invented and this being the capital an all there were no kebab shops open at midnight!!!!!) with cropwell bishop stilton sprinklred on top when they are served.
it goes well with liver and bacon too


celery is only to ever be used in curries or soups.