Mmm, today I have been cooking...

[hogen-deifar]

Originally Posted by Diving Dude

Ok, let me get this straight, first you nearly run an old guy over, then you turn around and go back to him to make sure he doesn't tell the police.
You then get him in a stranglehold and drag him to his room, probably threatening him on the way. Luckily for him someone who cares called an ambulance.
Then you moan that your car smells of piss.

l think that you should be doing proper women stuff like cooking, not getting behind the wheel of a complex piece of machinery.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Oh, and the car doesn't smell of "old people" anymore. I treated myself to a take away curry. That soon cleared the smell up! My car now smells like lamb rogan josh!! Yum!!!!

[paramedic paul]

I cooked my first recipe from the Fish book by Hugh F W. Well I say cooked, it's embarrasingly easy!

Boil some pasta (Linguine in my case) meantime drain a tin of Tuna in olive oil and the oil from a tin of anchovies into a frying pan and fry a thinly sliced garlic clove. Stir in the chopped anchovies and flaked tuna and cook for a few minutes then add the drained pasta and toss!!!

Gorgeous!!!!!

[Janos]

Yesterday I did a couple of dives in Vobs-puddle as my sea dive was blown out. This afternoon I will be cooking slow cooked Belly Pork with Ricard.

MMmmmm,

Janos

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by paramedic paul

I cooked my first recipe from the Fish book by Hugh F W. Well I say cooked, it's embarrasingly easy!

Boil some pasta (Linguine in my case) meantime drain a tin of Tuna in olive oil and the oil from a tin of anchovies into a frying pan and fry a thinly sliced garlic clove. Stir in the chopped anchovies and flaked tuna and cook for a few minutes then add the drained pasta and toss!!!

Gorgeous!!!!!

I think I'll get the Hugh F-W book on your recommendation then!

I do something similar: Chop fresh parsley and grate the zest of a lemon. Juice the lemon too. Finely grate fresh parmesan. Chop garlic and chilli and put it in a small microwaveable cup and cover with olive oil. Make a chili sauce by blitzing a red pepper with fresh chilli and a bit of the lemon juice and a touch of sugar. Open two tins of Asda's Extra Special Tuna Steaks in oil. Boil up spaghetti or linguini and take off the heat while still a bit crunchy. Zap the cup of garlic and chilli in the microwave for 1 minute while you drain the pasta. Add the garlic and chilli, lemon juice, parsley and lemon zest to the pasta and dish up. Drizzle some chilli sauce over, put the tuna steaks on top and sprinlke the parmesan over. Grind over some sea salt and black pepper. Mmm, I'm feeling hungry now!

[Janos]

Originally Posted by hogen-deifar

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Oh, and the car doesn't smell of "old people" anymore. I treated myself to a take away curry. That soon cleared the smell up! My car now smells like lamb rogan josh!! Yum!!!!

Good. I think you deserve a curry after helping the Dud like that. Was he drunk and couldn't remember where he was and where he lived? He'll probably deny all knowledge now...



Janos

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by Janos

Good. I think you deserve a curry after helping the Dud like that. Was he drunk and couldn't remember where he was and where he lived? He'll probably deny all knowledge now...



Janos

*Snigger* naughty Janos...

[Steve Summers]

Originally Posted by paramedic paul

I cooked my first recipe from the Fish book by Hugh F W. Well I say cooked, it's embarrasingly easy!

Boil some pasta (Linguine in my case) meantime drain a tin of Tuna in olive oil and the oil from a tin of anchovies into a frying pan and fry a thinly sliced garlic clove. Stir in the chopped anchovies and flaked tuna and cook for a few minutes then add the drained pasta and toss!!!

Gorgeous!!!!!

That's alot of oil......no wonder you're a fat cnut

I hope you are on the mend from your man-flu mate, and a happy new year if I don't see you before.

Safe diving,
Steve

[paramedic paul]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

I think I'll get the Hugh F-W book on your recommendation then!

I don't know if they still have it but Santa got my copy from Tesco's for just £15. It's £30 on the cover and £20 odd on Play . com

Originally Posted by Steve S

That's alot of oil......no wonder you're a fat cnut

I hope you are on the mend from your man-flu mate, and a happy new year if I don't see you before.

Safe diving,
Steve

Cnut, and a Happy New Year to you too mate

[Air Chisel]

I changed the (leaking) taps on my kitchen sink then had a wank. What a great day !
:-)

[Mrs T]

Originally Posted by Air Chisel

I changed the (leaking) taps on my kitchen sink then had a wank. What a great day !
:-)

Trust you to lower the tone!!