Calling Purple Vonny!

[Finless]

You said you liked them so the least I thought I could do was to find you one. I felt quite ill searching for this sort of picture so I hope you enjoy it!

[Finless]

In fact, I tried to find a piccie of Monty in a kilt but I couldn't ............. that is to say I couldn't stand looking anymore rather than saying there isn't one out there somewhere.

Vonny, you'll have to make do with this.

[frosty the snowman]

Yes..well technically I'm not gay but I can see why Vonny enjoys the spectacle of a chap in a kilt.

[purple vonny]

Good grief. Not only a kilt but Ewan Mcgregor in a kilt. I've come over all unnecessary.

The photo with the tezzies hanging out is a bit wrong though.

[Madfish]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

The photo with the tezzies hanging out is a bit wrong though.

Could they be piles?

Di

[Helen F H]

Apparently these are standard replies to the always asked "whats worn underneath your kilt?"

My Scottish pride.

My shoes and socks.

Nothing is worn, everything is in perfect working order.

How warm are your hands?

Play your cards right and you can find out.

Me mother once told me a real lady wouldn't ask.
She was right, God bless 'er.

Tell me madam, would you go jogging without a bra?

To another man: Same as you, only bigger.

To another man: Your wife's/sister's/mother's lipstick.

To a woman: If I'm lucky, your lipstick.

Lipstick--two shades on a good day!

Socks, shoes and a wee bit of talcum powder.

Bagpipes, wanna give 'em a blow?

By a man: A wee set of pipes.

By a man: String -- I had to tie it up so it didn’t hang below the kilt.

By a man: It's the smallest airport in the world.....2 hangars and a night fighter.

By a lady: A wee sporran.

By a lady: Chanel No. 5.

How badly do you want to know?

"Being a woman, sometimes other women feel more comfortable coming to
me to find out what the guys wear under their kilts. I usually say, 'I can only
speak for myself...... pantyhose.' (The wool of the kilt irritates my skin.)"

To a lady at church: What God graced me with.

Gi’e us your hand lassie, I’m a mon o’ few wurds

[Madfish]

I've just gone off fruit...........




Di

[Janos]

I think there's a picture of Monty in his pants in this month's Dive Magazine. I bet Vonny's still recovering.

Janos

[purple vonny]

Well I saw it all in the flesh last year for 2 days on the boat! Very nice too.

I'm making myself sound like a lady-perve now. Oh dear.

[Steve Summers]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

Well I saw it all in the flesh last year for 2 days on the boat! Very nice too.

I'm making myself sound like a lady-perve now. Oh dear.

If the cap fits

Safe diving,
Steve