Lucky lucky lucky lucky men!

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Thanks, again, to Robin Evans for sending me this little gem. I'm not sure if this one has been done on YD before or just something similar.

The original title (as sent to me) was "Why men are never depressed" but I'm a man (Betty) and I feel quite depressed so I renamed it.

Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be Prime Minister. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another Petrol station Toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental-£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time!

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

I recollect there was a list of extras added to the last similar type of post that we all added to. I'll get the ball rolling with:-

In addition we are able to scratch our lobbocks in the morning and we get to play with women (well 'we like to play with women' ........ well, most of us ). We can write our names in the snow (although I'll be the first to admit that punctuation is difficult unless you have some form of prostrate problem).



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[Ding Dang Doo]

Spooky, (haven't used that one in ages!) I must be on the same email list as Mr Evans, as I got the very same through this morning...


Pete

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Originally Posted by Ding Dang Doo

Spooky, (haven't used that one in ages!) I must be on the same email list as Mr Evans, as I got the very same through this morning...
Pete

I'm not too surprised about this 'multiple receipt on the same day' phenomena. Most people forward on any amusing emails they receive to more than one person so the possibility of one single email ending up being forwarded to most of the email accounts in the country within a day is quite feasible?

[SoggyFox]

farting - an eternal source of amuesment.

[Finless]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

farting - an eternal source of amuesment.

.... and bath time conversation for Bill and Ben.

[Olle]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

farting - an eternal source of amuesment.

Amen Brother! Not to mention burping!

[Finless]

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

farting - an eternal source of amuesment.

You'd think women would find this very funny as they have twice the farting "opportunity" that men do?