Why women remain single

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by hogen-deifar

Green incoming!

The hairy guy, SO not good! He needs a SBC done!

I was amused by the rocker dwarf/midget (I'm sorry, what is the PC term for this?) and then saw the scrawny guy next to him! How long are those sparrow legs????

Mr Bantin in a codpiece was not right! (Sorry John, but it does look like you a bit!)

But the worst, by far is Tron with a camel toe! I thought it was only women who could get them! He's proved me wrong!!

Funny, it reminded me of a YD gig. And that's just the 'ladies.'

Oh, and I'm told that's a moose knuckle rather than a camel toe.

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by frosty the snowman

Oh, and I'm told that's a moose knuckle rather than a camel toe.

I don't know about 'moose knuckle' but camel toe or camel foot usually refers to women. However, looking at the pic, it could be either

[DIVE BUDDHA]

Originally Posted by Scubee

Application of an appropriate moisturiser soon stops it. The only reason it itches is because the new hairs are trying to push their way through the skin. If the surface is clogged up with old dead dry skin, then they will irritate.

scubee for a minute there i thought i was in an elizabeth arden class!

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by Scubee

This is the one that worries me.

All the others you would get an idea of how weird they were before the 'point of no return'

Can you imagine really liking someone then discovering too late what lay under the clothes! at least if he was just a fat barsteward you would have a bit of warning!

Boys... take note.... this much hair really isn't attractive.

Your concerns are duly noted however you ladies should be aware that it works both ways and after a successful evenings wooing, few gentlemen are delighted to encounter a bear trappers hat down there..

[hogen-deifar]

Originally Posted by frosty the snowman

Your concerns are duly noted however you ladies should be aware that it works both ways and after a successful evenings wooing, few gentlemen are delighted to encounter a bear trappers hat down there..

Reminds me of a conversation I once had with someone about this! Made me think of Robin Hood, riding through the glen. And now every time I hear the song of the same words I snigger of this image, routing through the forest!!!

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by frosty the snowman

Your concerns are duly noted however you ladies should be aware that it works both ways and after a successful evenings wooing, few gentlemen are delighted to encounter a bear trappers hat down there..

i do believe, though, Mr Frosty that us girls are much better at ... erm... keeping ourselves tidy... than the menfolk

[DIVE BUDDHA]

Originally Posted by hogen-deifar

routing through the forest!!!

ooo no a forest sounds just too much hard work lol i think at this point i will get my coat lol

[hogen-deifar]

Originally Posted by DIVE BUDDHA

ooo no a forest sounds just too much hard work lol i think at this point i will get my coat lol

Need to borrow a tooth pick, Leigh????

[DIVE BUDDHA]

Originally Posted by hogen-deifar

Need to borrow a tooth pick, Leigh????

lol i will stick to dental floss thank you very much julie lol

i remember once going to majorca on holiday and there was a woman by the pool side that needed a few lessons in the art of self prooning shall we say, god i was still having nitemares when i got home lol!

[hogen-deifar]

Originally Posted by DIVE BUDDHA

lol i will stick to dental floss thank you very much julie lol

i remember once going to majorca on holiday and there was a woman by the pool side that needed a few lessons in the art of self prooning shall we say, god i was still having nitemares when i got home lol!

Here you go Leigh! My fav Smack the Pony sketch and relevant to this conversation!