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View Poll Results: What should Woz do?
Send a gunboat down to reception and demand a duvet cover 6 21.43%
Sleep under the duvet only 1 3.57%
Put some trousers on then go and mime "duvet" at reception in front of a restaurant full of diners 1 3.57%
Do the mime thing but trouserless 20 71.43%
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Old 28-01-08, 09:32 PM
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Go down in your pants!! that'll scare them
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Hehe - or "Oooooo et le duvet coverrrr"
(Then you'll get credit for trying a bit of the lingo!)
If translating, should it not be;

'Ou est la French Quilt couvre?'
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Old 28-01-08, 09:36 PM
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veuillez me donner une couverture de couette ou je vous donnerai un coup de pied dans l'aine
i recon that should do it
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hmmm. not sure if any of the above phrases won't get me frogmarched to the border under a blanket
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Old 28-01-08, 09:49 PM
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hmmm. not sure if any of the above phrases won't get me frogmarched to the border under a blanket
erm yes it will mate ive no dought but then again he/she mite like it a bit rough !
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svp sir/madam im un Anglais stupide de Derbyshire R-U et canot comprennent que vos costoms français au sujet de ne pas avoir une couverture de couette cherchez svp moi à une maintenant ou je m'exposerai à tout votre clientel rendant leur tout le sentir en difficulté et vous perdant un bon nombre de costom !
this will get you frog marched woz lol
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If it's a woman:

"listen you silly french tart, le maid has forgotten le cover de duvet. get me un cover pronto" (s'il vous plait - optional)

if it's a man:

"obviously your mother was a prostitute and your father was a window dresser you silly french K-niggit. Now be a bonn homme and get me a cover de duvet"
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If it's a woman:

"listen you silly french tart, le maid has forgotten le cover de duvet. get me un cover pronto" (s'il vous plait - optional)

if it's a man:

"obviously your mother was a prostitute and your father was a window dresser you silly french K-niggit. Now be a bonn homme and get me a cover de duvet"
superb thinking yvonne lol! green incoming
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do you have room service?
Room service in a Campanile? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

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ah well it's near the power station i'm working at tomorrow. with some germans. the possibillity of allo allo shenannigans is endless.
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