Quick- help before I make an arse of myself

[Steve Sub]

Originally Posted by Madfish

They most certainly are not - the Euros have loads of duff places Forumule Un and Ibis are two I could name and Camponile (& Mercure) rise above them in a pink cloud of garlic. I even keep their directory in my glove box, just in case..........

Di

And my dog likes them too - and they always sleep on the bed - no need for duvet covers.......

Hmm, well I've only stayed in one of them. And only for one night. But it was by a million miles the worst "hotel" I've ever stayed in. Ever. Never again!

YMMV

Steve

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by ssteve

oi dont forget formula one
ssteve

What do you expect for about 15 squids each.

We stayed in one last year and thought that although it was basic it was good value.

[Helen F H]

Originally Posted by Neill

Tu est une grand vache et voulez vous encoulez avec moi sur le douche, madame avec ton fille aussi?

Make an o shape with your mouth, moisten with your tongue and run your index finger in a clock wise circle around your lips. This will render any inconvenience about a duvet cover irrelevant one way or another.

you are an ambassador woz

Neill

Une chatte



Mon pénis est comme un train express en direction de votre tunnel chaud de l'amour français. Je vais prendre le dessus de votre tête hors tension.

I speak about one word of French "non" because i yell it at them most of the time when they are about to do something that will a) blow their fingers off or b) make hazel chop their fingers off

However, i knew the above had to contain something rude....so i ran it through a translator.

Rather amusing i thought, even if it makes no sense whatsoever

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[Rod]

Originally Posted by Woz

I've stayed in a formule 1 before and it was a stinking dump- like a damp Digger's bedroom. This Campanile is ok- here for 2 days fiddling with a French power station then off to Carcasonne for a few days R&R with Missus Woz and about another 8 of her family. Ski boots are in the luggage which sounds like a recipe for a hospital stay if ever I've heard one.

Mange tout, Rodney.

Carcasonne is really nice. Worth a day out at the main castle with lunch in the first square you come to on the left. Recommend the Casoulett (SP?) or the Salad de Chevre Chaud.

[Woz]

Ok we have an update! Look for the new thread "what's on Woz's bed"

[Pigpen]

May be a little late, but if its the daughter I'd go for this:

Si vous ne me donnez pas une couverture de couette promptement, je ferai l'explosion d'amour sur votre visage.

[tom]

Originally Posted by Pigpen

May be a little late, but if its the daughter I'd go for this:

Si vous ne me donnez pas une couverture de couette promptement, je ferai l'explosion d'amour sur votre visage.

avec un badger.

[teddybeardiver]

Woz looking for a duvet cover?......