Quick- help before I make an arse of myself

[Woz]

Here I am in a Hotel Campanile in the South of France.

Pillows- check
Sheet- check
Duvet- check
Duvet cover- bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt

Is this something weird and French? Should I go and mime "duvet cover" at the increasingly bewildered receptionist? Or simply pass out under the duvet and sod the cheese eating surrender monkeys.

And their wi-fi is crap. Reaches about as far as the bar. Am connecting via GPRS on my phone which is thankfully pretty good.

Some more info- I am also sat in my pants. Should I put trousers on before heading to reception with my duvet quandry?

[purple vonny]

Wrap yourself in your duvet, pants underneath, and go to reception and shout very loudly in a french accent.....


"I neeeeed zeeeee duvet coverrrrrr!"

That should do it.

[Scu-bamboo]

lol

[dry suit diver]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

Wrap yourself in your duvet, pants underneath, and go to reception and shout very loudly in a french accent.....


"I neeeeed zeeeee duvet coverrrrrr!"

That should do it.

excellent.


but in a allo allo policeman who thinks he can speak french stylee

[neilh]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

Wrap yourself in your duvet, pants underneath, and go to reception and shout very loudly in a french accent.....


"I neeeeed zeeeee duvet coverrrrrr!"

That should do it.

Hehe - or "Oooooo et le duvet coverrrr"
(Then you'll get credit for trying a bit of the lingo!)

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

That should do it.

Not quiet.

First you need to great 'le frog receptionist' with Au Revoir and bung a monge tout in there somewhere. The old frogs like that.

[IanD]

Originally Posted by dry suit diver

excellent.


but in a allo allo policeman who thinks he can speak french stylee

But make sure they are listening carefully and say it only once

[Scu-bamboo]

do you have room service?

[weazelz]

& the french for 'receptionist' is 'Monsieur Fromage-Mangezing Singe de Surrendre'

[Buoyant Babe]

A clear lead for option four at the moment