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Non Diving Posts: Discuss What's on Woz's bed? in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: So I get back from the power station today and something has changed. Vote for whichever you think happened and ...

View Poll Results: What's on Woz's bed?
Nothing has changed. Still no duvet cover. Merde. 10 16.95%
A duvet cover. Victory for my French language skills! 25 42.37%
Madame's daughter from reception all naked and oiled up and saying "mais ouis monsieur. Oui oui!" 8 13.56%
A turd. 16 27.12%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 29-01-08, 05:53 PM
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What's on Woz's bed?
So I get back from the power station today and something has changed. Vote for whichever you think happened and I'll add the same number of pounds to the client's bill for making me stand around in the cold all day then get repeatedly covered in ash while breaking at least 5 H&S laws.

You should know that the lady in reception looks just like Renne's wife in Allo Allo (even has the same colour hair). And she has a fit daughter who looks a little bit like the leader of the Resistance (listen to me I shall say this only once).
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Old 29-01-08, 06:00 PM
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all with a gallic shrug
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Old 29-01-08, 06:02 PM
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I'm guessing that it isn't a turd unless they think you're german so I'll go for the duvet cover.
Minus the oiled up hottie.
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Old 29-01-08, 06:05 PM
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I would have to say you now have a duvet cover, although I wouldn't of minded finding the third option!
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Nothing has changed. Why do they care that you have to cover your ample mass with the skin cells and rejected short & curlies of other equally unsavoury types...you're Le Rosbif!
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Old 29-01-08, 06:12 PM
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I think Woz is on Woz's bed, therefore I voted for the latter option. Turd/Woz. Same difference
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A duvet cover. Plus some empty crisp packets, empty lager cans and a dodgy magazine.
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Old 29-01-08, 06:20 PM
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A duvet cover. Plus some empty crisp packets, empty lager cans and a dodgy magazine.
Add a few stains and you have a Tracey Emin installation.

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