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Old 01-02-08, 05:07 PM
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Whats got a big hand, a little hand and doesn't tick anymore ?
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Jeremy Beadle.
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absolutely brilliant.
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absolutely brilliant.
No, it isn't. it is in really poor taste.
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Poor taste, The chap spent his career winding people up and taking the piss out of people.

Fair game I'd say.

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I think it's a good measure to imagine if the departed would be joining in the laughter. I'm sure he would smile at some of these jokes - but I'm guessing not those involving his disability.
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No, it isn't. it is in really poor taste.
so did i at first , but on the OTHER HAND
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Apparently Jeremy had a very small penis , but in the other hand
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At Mr Beadles post mortom this morning, the coroner was asked ?

" What time did he pass away ? ".

" Thats easy due to the fact that his arms were across his cheat we were able to determine the exact time of death. As the big hand was pointing to the little hand " came the reply.
thats the best yet
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Ba$tard you lot beat me to it
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Perhaps if he d died in a diving accident then the jokes might stop eh?
So here s a bloke in the entertainment business who was reviled as much as he was loved.Fair game? Fuck that,
Well here goes , I kinda liked his shite Saturday kind of entertainment but , hey ho , The Sun says it ain t funny, so it must be so.
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