Bloke Bashing

[Duiker]

He said........"I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it."
She said......."You wear pants don't you?"
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He said.........."Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to  make
love to you really badly."
She said.........Well, you succeeded!"
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He said........."Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said.......That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while

I sit on the sofa and fart!"
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He said........."Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?'
She said........I would but you're never there."
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Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time!
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How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
Man says to God: "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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[peter k]

Along the same lines;

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because men fake foreplay.

Peter