I may well stop posting after this

[Jay]

Because it just CAN'T get any better:

Basically the story behind it is that this poor overweight 13-year-old teenager made a secret video of himself performing some darth maul manoeuvres.

Then months later some kids found it and uploaded it to Kazza where a couple of million people downloaded it. 2 days or so later the star wars online community got hold of it and guess what - they added some special effects to it. In the end it makes for some entertaining viewing.

This is good, watch the original video first and then the edited version

1:Original Video

2: Star Wars Remix

What you reckon the odds on him being an American and ending up at the top of the clock tower in a couple of years taking pot shots?

[Jay]

And then again, it just may have:

Bush & Blair Sing "Gay Bar"

Skippy The Goth Kangaroo

[Dr Stevil]

<font color='#0000FF'>It's going to take a week before I can uncurl my toes - totally cringeworthy, of course he could never go back to school after that
I wouldn't be surprised if the kid is hanging from the rafters somewhere as we speak &nbsp;

[Mr T.]

Where this kid is concerned yes, I'm willing to place large amounts of money that he is a US native and/or resident. The phrase:

&quot;Needs to get out more and meet 'real' people&quot;

comes screamingly to mind!

Why is it you never get fans of Jane Austen's novels re-enacting scenes from, say, 'Northanger Abbey' with such vigour??

Sad-sad-sad.

[Gavin Yates]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Bren Tierney @ June 12 2003,16:02)]Why is it you never get fans of Jane Austen's novels re-enacting sceens from, say, 'Northanger Abbey' with such vigour??

<font color='#000F22'>Mmmnn

This always worries me ... you know the sort of guy, pasty faced, slightly lonely, loves Star Wars ...

&quot;It's a great film, it's a morality tale for the modern age, it's better than Shakespeare ....&quot;

Please, if you meet someone like this sterilise them before they breed. It's easier for them and better in the long run for us all.

It starts with an unnatural preoccupation with Sci-fi and ends up with decomposing bodies under the floorboards. You mark my words !!

[Dr Stevil]

<font color='#0000FF'>Never fear Gav, something tell me this lad isn't going to get much by way of opportunities to procreate, at least not with any members of Homo sapiens &nbsp;

[Noel Johnson]

Outstanding... and I though I was a fan. I'm obviously not trying hard enough - Now where did I put my lightsaber?

[Dominic]

No no!

The Force IS strong with this one!

It must be - I lost count of how many times he thwacked himself with his own lightsaber, and yet he never so much as singed himself.

(Says the guy who owns models of Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Obi Wan, Qui-Gon AND Darth Maul's lightsabers...)

[Lou]

And yes, his arse *does* look big in that authentic K-mart Jedi robe....

It is embarassing when you nearly wee yourself at your desk......

[Noel Johnson]

Dom you've got more lightsabers than me - I've only got the Darth Maul and Darth vader sabers &nbsp; bugger.