THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

[daz]

<font color='#000080'>THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It is important to find a woman who cooks,
cleans up and has a job.

2. It is important to find a woman who can make
you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman who you can
trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important to find a woman who is good
in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It is very very very important that these four women
don't know each other.....................

[MATTBIN]

I got 4 out of 5.

Matt

[Dominic]

A successful man is one who can earn more money than a woman can spend

A successful woman is one who can find such a man

[abucksdiver]

<font color='#000080'>Matt,
If you consider looking after two young children a full-time job, then I also score 4/5!

(But then, according to our current Government, Childcare is only a full-time occupation if you pay somebody else to do it... )

abucksdiver

[MATTBIN]

When my wife went into hospital and I had to look after our two I came to the conclusion it was a lot more than a full time job. Bearing in mind she had pre-cooked loads, washed everything (and ironed it) in sight in our house (plus the neighbours I think) and got loads of foods in as well and I didnt do any of the banking etc. I think I only did a part of what she does without complaint. Plus I was absolutely knackered most nights by 8 and dead at the weekend.
They arent bad value for money are they?

Matt

[abucksdiver]

<font color='#000080'>...and I occasionally manage to go diving with mine! result!

abucksdiver

[daz]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (abucksdiver @ June 23 2003,13:07)]Matt,
If you consider looking after two young children a full-time job, then I also score 4/5!

(But then, according to our current Government, Childcare is only a full-time occupation if you pay somebody else to do it... )

abucksdiver

<font color='#000080'>Now that's bloody ironic isn't it. &nbsp;

The goverment defines childcare as fulltime only if you are paying somebody to do it.

It then follows that what you are doing is part time child care. &nbsp;So what happens to the child the remainder of the time that falls outside of the &quot;part time&quot;. &nbsp;Maybe the social services would be interested in all these people who are only caring for their children part time.

Sorry rant over and I don't even have any kids.

Daz

[daz]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (MATTBIN @ June 23 2003,13:50)]When my wife went into hospital and I had to look after our two I came to the conclusion it was a lot more than a full time job. Bearing in mind she had pre-cooked loads, washed everything (and ironed it) in sight in our house (plus the neighbours I think) and got loads of foods in as well and I didnt do any of the banking etc. I think I only did a part of what she does without complaint. Plus I was absolutely knackered most nights by 8 and dead at the weekend.
They arent bad value for money are they?

Matt

<font color='#000080'>Anyway Matt,

Just think how useful that strapping young lad of yours will be, when you get old and knackered.

Carrying your kit down to the water for you, &nbsp;helping you get it all on and helping you out of it at the end of the dive.

OR

He will get a job in the next few years, move out, get married, have kids and dump the screaming little buggers on your doorstep while he goes diving &nbsp;

Daz
(Feeling old and knackered already !!)

[MATTBIN]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]Just think how useful that strapping young lad of yours will be, when you get old and knackered

what you mean I'm not already, suddenly old age isnt so attaractive.

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]have kids and dump the screaming little buggers on your doorstep while he goes diving &nbsp;

In his F**** dreams, still his wife can always come round to Grandmas, then me and him can go diving - result!
Everyone happy (ish)

Matt