Magic Sandals

[Duiker]

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They
were touring around the marketplace looking at the
goods and inside they heard a gentleman with a
Pakistani accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in.
Come into my humble shop." So the married couple
walked in.

The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special
sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you
wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife
was really interested in buying the sandals after
what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he
really didn't need them, being the sex hero he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man replied,
"Why don't you try them on and see for yourself?"

Well, the husband, after much badgering from his
wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he
slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years-
raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband
rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on a table and
started tearing at the guy's pants.
All the time the Pakistani man was screaming,
"YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET! YOU HAVE
THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"