Bit of maths

[Paul Oliver]

After reading this, all your questions should be answered:

Simple Math

>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer the
questions:

What makes up 100% in life?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

However,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

AND being an idle bastard...
D-O-I-N-G-F-U-C-K-A-L-L
4+15+9+14+7+6+21+3+11+1+12+12 = 115%

I think I've found my option. Not quite as good as ass-kicking, but no
aftertaste.

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And, Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

Regards

Paul

[angleseydiver]

<font color='#000080'>Shouldn't it be &quot;all you 130% out there&quot;

[Kate]

Well, hard work and knowledge certainly doesn't get you anywhere where I work, but ass kissing does!

Very funny! Made me laugh!!!!!

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