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Non Diving Posts: Discuss its not PC in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little ...

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Old 28-06-03, 01:10 AM
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

One day, coming out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.

Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow gradually larger over a period of some years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow?" she asks.

The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your arse, didn't it?"
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Was going to mail this to my missus - then thought better of it

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Just e-mailed it to my bosses missus from his PC
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