Paul Gascoigne

[Craby]

Originally Posted by Gram43

Sadly its the George Best scenario all over. You get fame and fortune then either sniff it up your nose, smoke it or drink it. He's lived the highlife and now the lowlife and had a bevvy of girls to boot! I wonder if he's vomitted on any.

Sad though to think his talents were only really shortlived, but as I said above - George Best scenario.

totally agree with you.
there are other footballers who have done all of this, and managed to turn ther lives around.primerally tony adams,gamballed huge amounts of money and ended up in jail.

he's still in football and not doin too bad,
there will be more and the young players on huge huge wages doin the same as gazza and george best.will they ever learn

i dought it

[macstinator]

The man is a legend...(cue copy and paste)

50 facts you never knew about Gazza

1) One hour after playing for England, met 'showbiz pals' Danny Baker and Chris Evans in a Hampstead pub while still wearing his full kit... boots included.
2) When asked for his nationality before an operation, told the nurse: "Church Of England."
3) On a trip to London, jumped out of his car to demand "a go" on a workman's pneumatic drill. After getting the go-ahead, happily pounded the pavement to the amusement of shoppers.
4) On first meeting with Lazio's president to discuss his big-money move to the Italian club, was quick to tell the esteemed gentleman that he reminded him of Bud Abbot.
5) Organisers of Italia 90 TV coverage had the splendid idea of augmenting team line-ups with film of each player mouthing his own name. Gascoigne's genius led him to subvert the process by, instead, mouthing 'F***ing W***ker'. The BBC had to use it all the way through the tournament.
6) Booked a series of sun-bed sessions for then-Newcastle team-mate Tony Cunningham. Who, of course, is black.
7) Asked by a Norwegian camera crew if he had a message for England's upcoming opponents, immediately responded with, "Yes. F**k off Norway." Then ran off laughing.
8) Turned up for England training the morning after then-manager Bobby Robson had called him "daft as a brush" with a floor brush sticking out of his sock.
9) When asked for a footballing comment while at Lazio, burped enthusiastically into a TV microphone. He was fined £39,000.
10) Decided it would be a great idea to have massive hair extensions. Looked a fool and had them taken out a day later.
11) After paying for ex-wife Sheryl's breasts implants, sent flowers to the hospital after the operation addressed to 'Dolly Parton'.
12) Astounded commuters in London by jumping on a double-decker in London's Piccadilly Circus and asking if he could have a drive. The bus driver said yes, and the passengers thoroughly enjoyed Gazza's impromptu performance.
13) Sent a rose to the Wimbledon dressing room for Vinnie Jones after the infamous ball-squeezing incident. Got a toilet brush in return.
14) Set up best mate Jimmy 'Five Bellies' Gardner with a 'girl' he knew to be a transvestite.
15) Has taken the p*** out of refs constantly during his career. On one occasion he sniffed a hapless ref's armpit while he was holding his hand high to signal a free kick.
16) Undeterred by their frosty reactions, Gazza again tried to prove that refs have a sense of humour by yellow-carding the referee after the official had dropped his card during a Rangers v Hibs game. He was booked for his troubles.
17) While attempting to deflect the 'kebab controversy' which spelled the beginning of the end of his England career, assured reporters that his doner-munching antics following Middlesbrough's promotion to the Premiership would in no way affect his fitness before France 98. One reporter asked: "What do you feel like now?" Back came the inevitable response: "I feel like a kebab with onions."
18) As an apprentice desperate to impress then-Newcastle boss Jack Charlton, spent a week's money on fishing gear and begged the famous angler to give him a lesson. On arrival at the riverbank, Charlton promptly threw all but the rod out into the briny, then poured a bottle of Newcastle Brown into the water, dipped in the rod and within seconds was pulling out a whopper. Lesson over.
19) As 'perk' of boot-cleaning duties during his apprenticeship, took Kevin Keegan's Golas home to show his mates. But left them on the Newcastle Underground.
20) When playing for England against Belgium in Italia 90, ridiculed Enzo Scifo as he lay on the ground clutching his leg. Gazza thought he was play-acting, so did a mime of his own which involved hopping on one leg with his tongue lolling out.
21) His attempt to jet off to Libya with Middlesbrough for a post-season tour was hampered by the fact he'd left his passport at home. An emotional Gazza wept at the check-in desk until a minion was despatched to bring it to the airport.
22) Celebrated his new-found hero status after flying home from Italia 90 by wearing a huge pair of fake plastic boobs and stomach bearing the legend 'Gazza'.
23) On meeting the president of Denmark's FA, pretended he could speak Danish. When invited to demonstrate, imitated The Muppet Show's Swedish Chef.
24) Conned Five Bellies into eating a mince pie after he'd scraped out the filling and replaced it with cat excrement.
25) Walked into the Middlesbrough canteen wearing nothing but his training socks and ordered lunch.
26) Paid £320 for a Mars Bar in a newsagents in his home town of Dunston, then told the shop owner to spend the change on sweets for local kids.
27) Whilst dining in the prestigious Bedford Arms Hotel in Woburn with a few of his Geordie mates, decided to place his erect member on the shoulder of a diner at the next table. Thinking someone had tapped him on the shoulder the gentleman turned his head only to have Gazza's helmet prod him in the cheek.
28) Took a documentary team to a beautiful Scottish cottage which he informed them was his new place, pretended he'd forgotten his key and knocked instead. When the door opened, told the befuddled housewife inside that he was doing a telly advert and wanted to know if she preferred Daz or Omo.
29) Crashed Middlesbrough's team bus at the club's training ground and caused £310,000 worth of damage.
30) While at Rangers, urinated over sleeping team-mate Richard Gough.
31) Handed £1000 over to Jimmy Five Bellies after betting that the burly boozer couldn't withstand a cigarette lighter's heat on the bridge of his nose for five seconds. Jimmy could. Twice.
32) After briefly giving up drinking, was advised to find a new interest. Picked bingo.
33) Bought a £1000 robot and programmed it to travel into Jimmy Five Bellies' room at Gazza Towers and announce: "Make a cup of tea, fat man."
34) Stuck his tongue out when the TV cameras panned past him during the national anthem at Italia 90.
35) Prepared for England matches during that hugely important tournament by playing marathon games of tennis in the scorching midday sun.
36) Thought it would be appropriate to wear a blue fright wig before the 1991 FA Cup Final.
37) In his time, has agreed to dress as a Roman centurion, a clown, Oliver Hardy and Braveheart for 'photo opportunities'. 38) While his Italia 90 team-mate was the hero of Hillsborough, marched into a Sheffield barbers and demanded "a Waddle cut".
39) When Gazza signed for Spurs in 1988, he came down to finalise the deal with a bunch of his Geordie mates. They took over the posh hotel in Hadley Wood where Spurs were footing the bill and wreaked havoc. Gazza met then-chairman Irving Scholar and began talks by saying, "We'd like to thank you for the best three days of our lives."
40) Asked to leave West Lodge Park Hotel in London after guests were treated to the sight of a naked Five Bellies swimming across the duck pond.
41) On his first night in Rome after signing for Lazio, gave his minder the slip, put his shoes by an open window and hid in a cupboard. The minder thought he'd committed suicide.
42) Recorded a video message for a corporate party and signed off with a cheery "Happy Christmas, you f***ing w***ers".
43) Greeted reporters in Rome by standing up, asking for silence, then farting at ear-splitting volume.
44) Told an interviewer that he was so superstitious about the number 13 that he couldn't ever bear to see the numbers 4 and 9 together. Oddly, the combination of 5 and 8 was deemed OK. 45) Shredded England team-mate Dennis Wise's Armani suit "for a laugh".
46) While staying at a Scottish hotel, drove across its golf course in his four-wheel drive Jeep.
47) While reputation preceded him in Italy, the English language did not. Hence, his Lazio debut was marked by a banner which read: 'Gazza's Boys, We Are Here. Shake Your Women And Drink Your Beer'.
48) Conversely, rival Italian supporters once hailed him with a banner which stated bluntly: 'Paul Gazza, You Are Fat Poofta'.
49) After being sent off while playing for Lazio, shook hands with virtually every member of the Genoa side.
50) While staying in a New Zealand hotel, was told there was no bacon for breakfast. Replied, "What, all the sheep in this country and there's no bloody bacon!"

[thirtymetres]

I don't think Gazza ever had the support off the field from his peers as other players have (eg Becks) - they were only interest in what he could do for them and the money. From day one, the hangers-on appeared feeding off his fame - where are they now.

As BB said its very sad - but what is worse, management is not learning, the money and fame is too much for these young guys to handle - as we see everyday in the news. The media is breeding a generation of media crazed ar'holes.

Rant over

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Gram43

Is this not like "life in the spotlight" in general anyway. Most celebrities, even though they are human like the rest of us, get treated like someone/thing better.

Football, because of the status and vast amounts of money paid to players comes with a price for some and as Helen stated, when they retire, or are no longer needed and regarded as a hero, what else is there for them!

Some try management and succeed, or emigrate to another country to regain popularity, others end up like Gazza. Sad as it is, its reality. George Best took full advantage of fame and fortune and was still hailed a hero even after his death, albeit he drank his life away. If you look at his track record of playing, it was a short lived career, compared to some.

I think a lot of it is down to age - just think, you're 17, 18 or 19, everyone's hero, women want to be with you, men want to be you, and you are on a $zillion pay cheque, you can do what you like, say what youy like; who's going to stop you or correct you or you pull you up?

As long as the goals/clearances/saves keep coming, then no one. And if they have self-destructive tendencies, then that will come to the fore too.

Now does anyone else need my instant psycho analysis?

[Gareth Burrows]

Any news on his mate Jimmy "five personalities"?

[KiwiMagic]

.... You Brit's are all crazy if you ask me. Should all be sectioned ..... lets face it, anyone that dives in pot-holes and calls that "Cave-diving" must be crazy!!!

[thirtymetres]

I think they still knock around together - Jimmy being the more reformed character.

[KiwiMagic]

Originally Posted by thirtymetres

I don't think Gazza ever had the support off the field from his peers as other players have (eg Becks) - they were only interest in what he could do for them and the money. From day one, the hangers-on appeared feeding off his fame - where are they now.

As BB said its very sad - but what is worse, management is not learning, the money and fame is too much for these young guys to handle - as we see everyday in the news. The media is breeding a generation of media crazed ar'holes.

Rant over

Your right - they should send the money to me. Only fair that someone my age can accept the burden of this responsibility. Money is a curse, then curse me I say!!!

[yazzyfooty]

Originally Posted by wilbo

now how long will it take for the jokes to come out..

I received this, this morning.

Gazza has been sectioned under the mental health act

Gazza has been sectioned under the mental health act and sent to an institution for troubled people with no chance of recovery.



"We're glad to have him back "says Keegan