The best darn chain letter

[Gunna Do]

> > > >
> > > >> > >The Best Chain Letter Ever
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > >Hello, my name is Steve and I suffer from
> > > >> > >the guilt of not forwarding 50
> > > >> > >Billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
> > > >>believe
> > > >> > >that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas
with
> a
> > > >>breast
> > > >> > >on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
> > removed
> > > >> > >before her redneck parents sell her to a
> > > >> > >traveling freak show.
> > > >> > >Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you,
and
> > > >>everyone
> > > >> > >to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
> > > >> > >How stupid are we?
> > > >> > >"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
> > > >> > >I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next
day!"
> > > >> > >What a bunch of bullshit.
> > > >> > >Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
> and
> > > >> > >sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that
was
> > > >>started
> > > >> > >by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims
on
> > the
> > > >> > >Mayflower.
> > > >> > >Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send
me
> > > >>something
> > > >> > >mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to
> > > >> > >10 of your closest friends,and this poor, wretched excuse for a
> > human
> > > >>being
> > > >> > >will somehow receive a nickel
> > > >> > >from some omniscient being" forwards
> > > >> > >about 90 times.
> > > >> > >I don't care.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > >Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
> > > >> > >contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's
> our
> > > >>own
> > > >> > >unpopularity.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > >The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening
> to
> > > >>leave
> > > >> > >you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If
> > it's
> > > >> > >funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel
> guilty
> > > >>about
> > > >>a
> > > >> > >leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of
a
> > dead
> > > >> > >elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents
per
> > > >>letter
> > > >> > >he'll receive if you forward this email.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > >Now forward this to everyone you know.Otherwise, tomorrow
morning
> > your
> > > >> > >underwear will turn carnivorous and consume your genitals.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > >Have a nice day
Safe diving all
Steve