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Old 28-02-08, 09:41 AM
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Best Tv Insults and put downs.
a few of these made me chortle, something to make you smile first thing in the morning.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | TV's top 25 put-downs published
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Old 28-02-08, 10:38 AM
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but where is....

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

nevermind teh rest?
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but where is....

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

nevermind teh rest?
Hehehe you dirty English kn-niggit!!!

Love it!!

water - I thought this was wiper... I'm not completely sure though. Sounds like a good excuse to watch it again!
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fetche le vache?
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a personal favourite was Stephen Fry referring to the Davinci Code as "loose bowel water"
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