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View Poll Results: How to cure male illness?
Frosty, you need TLC. Make sure the Mrs attends to your every whim you brave little soldier. 16 31.37%
Put a bog roll in the fridge and scoff a curry and some scotch so you die happy. 18 35.29%
Go to A+E, sit with a load of drunks until a bored Dr gives you antibiotics you don't need. 2 3.92%
Stop acting like a girl or a northerner. Stick a cork up your bum and go for a 12 mile run. 20 39.22%
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...and turn that 'king computer off!
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For those with a delicate disposition or who have just eaten or are about to eat food, I warn you now DO NOT LOOK!

Frosty, this is truly the grossest picture I have seen for ages on the net but I suspect it captures the moment for you?

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If you are going to see a doctor then this chart may help your description of your symptoms to the doctor.
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From the description it's not serious.
Just sit and whinge in the internet.
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If you are going to see a doctor then this chart may help your description of your symptoms to the doctor.
I'v been looking for the proper version of that to hang on the back of the bog door here at work.

Anyone got one?
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If you are going to see a doctor then this chart may help your description of your symptoms to the doctor.
I saw this in some transfer notes at work yesterday. It made me laugh. How can you take poo that seriously??
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Tick the box Frosty.... is your poo...
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see.. we could make our own YD stool chart.
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I'v been looking for the proper version of that to hang on the back of the bog door here at work.

Anyone got one?
We used to have that poster on the wall of our staff room at work. Strangely, there were complaints and it was removed.

I'm currently producing about a 6.7 incidently.
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I'v been looking for the proper version of that to hang on the back of the bog door here at work.

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I could draw you a chart with some brown wax crayons if you like. Maybe I'll make some money. Everyone will be wanting to rate their poo.
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I saw this in some transfer notes at work yesterday. It made me laugh. How can you take poo that seriously??
http://www.streetwars.net/blog/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

Tick the box Frosty.... is your poo...
Dribbly
squirty
pebbledash
liquid
liquid with extra gas and sound effects

see.. we could make our own YD stool chart.
I knew I could rely on a nurse for sympathy...
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