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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Serious illness. in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: do what I do, act the hero. Tell the missus you'll be ok and does she need any help , ...

View Poll Results: How to cure male illness?
Frosty, you need TLC. Make sure the Mrs attends to your every whim you brave little soldier. 16 31.37%
Put a bog roll in the fridge and scoff a curry and some scotch so you die happy. 18 35.29%
Go to A+E, sit with a load of drunks until a bored Dr gives you antibiotics you don't need. 2 3.92%
Stop acting like a girl or a northerner. Stick a cork up your bum and go for a 12 mile run. 20 39.22%
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Old 28-02-08, 05:02 PM
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do what I do, act the hero. Tell the missus you'll be ok and does she need any help , in the meantime go around the house coughing and splattering over everything and everyone. If everything goes to plan after awhile the missus will accuse you of being selfish and that you will give everyone your bug then she will shoo you up to bed thus volunteering to became your very own "rosie dixon- night nurse"................hopefully
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Old 28-02-08, 05:04 PM
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I saw this in some transfer notes at work yesterday. It made me laugh. How can you take poo that seriously??
http://www.streetwars.net/blog/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

Tick the box Frosty.... is your poo...
Dribbly
squirty
pebbledash
liquid
liquid with extra gas and sound effects

see.. we could make our own YD stool chart.
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Old 28-02-08, 05:08 PM
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You forgot:
invisible

For those ones that vanish, leaving you wondering if you really did do one.
See 'ghost sh1t'.


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You forgot:
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For those ones that vanish, leaving you wondering if you really did do one.

I've never heard of virtual poo Kirstie!

Are you anally retentive?
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Old 28-02-08, 05:10 PM
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I've never heard of virtual poo Kirstie!

Are you anally retentive?
Turbs would say I was.

Purely based on the fact that I don't like living in a pigsty and tend to keep the flat clean and tidy.
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Old 28-02-08, 05:12 PM
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See 'ghost sh1t'.


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Urgh 'granny's oysters'! Disgusting.

Suppose I've got that to look forward to. Granny's Oysters and facial hair. Great.
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Old 28-02-08, 05:15 PM
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Lashings of Marmite, that'll get you off the bog and on your feet in no time.

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Have you tried dieing?

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It didn't work for scu-bamboo and Frosty has no hair.
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Hello dearest, did the day centre shut early today?
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Old 28-02-08, 05:41 PM
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I want to remind you all that you are all reading the drivel Frosty posted...

When he was sat on the bog...

trousers around ankles...

laptop..er on his lap...

pebbledashing the the Twyfords.....

Thankfully there was no webcam...

and he is just a wuss....

But my turn will be here in about 60 mins...

Just got to lunch (4 p.m.)

The Sausage baguette I ordered this morning had been sat on top of the worksurface in the coffee room since 10 a.m...

Just about to put a bog roll in the fridge for later....

Paul
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