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Non Diving Posts: Discuss Serious illness. in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: Frosty, lashings of flat coke, and no food for 48 hours... good luck....

View Poll Results: How to cure male illness?
Frosty, you need TLC. Make sure the Mrs attends to your every whim you brave little soldier. 16 31.37%
Put a bog roll in the fridge and scoff a curry and some scotch so you die happy. 18 35.29%
Go to A+E, sit with a load of drunks until a bored Dr gives you antibiotics you don't need. 2 3.92%
Stop acting like a girl or a northerner. Stick a cork up your bum and go for a 12 mile run. 20 39.22%
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Old 28-02-08, 05:41 PM
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Frosty, lashings of flat coke, and no food for 48 hours... good luck.
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Just looked at the poll results...
think I'll RED everyone that put the first option...

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Just looked at the poll results...
think I'll RED everyone that put the first option...

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Best treatment is loads of Bisto, it won't cure you but it'll thicken it up a bit.
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You still got that Video...
"Naughty Nuns in the SS Camp"?

"O Fatherland... Fatherland lend me your..." (Cabaret... - great film!)
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The best treatment is apply copious amounts of alcohol to the patient.

Marmite is only for euthanasia.
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"Naughty Nuns in the SS Camp"?

"O Fatherland... Fatherland lend me your..." (Cabaret... - great film!)
If you mean 'Teenage Jelly wrestlers of the gestapo prison camp' (1972, a kleenex studios production) , then I'm afraid not. For some reason Bouyant Babe was insistant that all copies were destroyed...
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Lashings of Marmite, that'll get you off the bog and on your feet in no time.

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I've heard of fighting fire with fire....

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The best treatment is apply copious amounts of alcohol to the patient.

Marmite is only for euthanasia.
But fighting sh1t with sh1t is a step too far.
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Frosty - stop being such a bit poof and get a grip.

have toast and peanut butter to eat,a nd pleanty of tea and water to drink. You will be fine. Then get off your squitty bum and make QS a cuppa for having to put up woth blokey nonsense
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Frosty - stop being such a bit poof and get a grip.

have toast and peanut butter to eat,a nd pleanty of tea and water to drink. You will be fine. Then get off your squitty bum and make QS a cuppa for having to put up woth blokey nonsense
I can assure you madam that any homosexual activity would be particularly difficult at the moment. Or so I'd imagine...

QS has just got home and she's running me a nice bath. There's a bit of cleaning up to do as well...
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