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View Poll Results: How to cure male illness?
Frosty, you need TLC. Make sure the Mrs attends to your every whim you brave little soldier. 16 31.37%
Put a bog roll in the fridge and scoff a curry and some scotch so you die happy. 18 35.29%
Go to A+E, sit with a load of drunks until a bored Dr gives you antibiotics you don't need. 2 3.92%
Stop acting like a girl or a northerner. Stick a cork up your bum and go for a 12 mile run. 20 39.22%
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Old 28-02-08, 07:35 PM
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I can assure you madam that any homosexual activity would be particularly difficult at the moment. Or so I'd imagine...

QS has just got home and she's running me a nice bath. There's a bit of cleaning up to do as well...
Sometimes you can have too much information.

Be grateful you haven't got a cough as well. Keep the fluids up and try getting some rehydrating fluids as they will get your chemical balance right quicker than most things. Marmite is definately a good idea - full of hard to get nutrients and its taste lingers on after you have been sick.

I would love to see Finless' hard drive as he seems to be able to line up highly appropriate photos / websites at a moments notice. Then again for the same reason perhaps I wouldn't like to.
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Old 28-02-08, 09:11 PM
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the one thing I can recommend you dont do is take lemsip max strength every three hours from 8 am and then drink 9 cans of carlsberg export whilst watching rugby following up with half a bottle of pussers rum and a few large jamesons.

that I can gurantee you , from saturday/sunday experience, will make you realise that you didn't feel all that bad and you really are dying



plenty of fluids of the non highland park/alcohol veriety will start to sort you out with some rehydrating salts.
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that I can gurantee you , from saturday/sunday experience, will make you realise that you didn't feel all that bad and you really are dying

Told you to come and play on the boats...

Then you wouldn't have had a hangover... but would probably ended up with Pneumonia!
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that I can gurantee you , from saturday/sunday experience, will make you realise that you didn't feel all that bad and you really are dying

Told you to come and play on the boats...

Then you wouldn't have had a hangover... but would probably ended up with Pneumonia!
And the tide was running so fast that if you'd fallen over near the slipway you could have got a bit of salt water colonic irrigation.

Well to my surprise I managed to survive the night and even more surprisingly, so did the toilet.
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Now as we all know, when men are ill, they tend to be more adversely affected than women. As YDs resident agony uncle I can tell you that this is because men work harder than women and their immune systems are consequently under more strain.

As it happens I am particularly ill at the moment, in fact I feel as rough as a badgers bum. I have had several episodes of vomiting and the squits, my gob is like a zoo keepers boot, I'm sweating and shivering and it feels as though there's an epileptic rhino inside my skull. Get the picture?

Nothing I've tried has made me feel better so I thought I'd tap into the collective wisdom of YD with a quick poll. What should I do?
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I could draw you a chart with some brown wax crayons if you like. Maybe I'll make some money. Everyone will be wanting to rate their poo.
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Oi!

Smelly Bum!

You going to the club tonight?
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Oi!

Smelly Bum!

You going to the club tonight?
Do you want me to mention that incident in Malta...?

No, still a bit digestively challenged. Will rest up and live to swill ale another day.
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Do you want me to mention that incident in Malta...?

No, still a bit digestively challenged. Will rest up and live to swill ale another day.
You well enough to hobble down to Breakwater Beach and laugh at Georgina and I tomorrow morning?
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You well enough to hobble down to Breakwater Beach and laugh at Georgina and I tomorrow morning?
Yes, I'll have had a good nights sleep and a fresh supply of toilet roll.
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