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Old 01-03-08, 08:42 AM
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The death of freedom?
Whatever will they ban next? Mutter mutter...nazi Germany...mutter...

Italian Law Stifles Public Crotch-Scatching |Sky News|Home


Mind you there's a brilliant bit of double entendre in this report. Can you spot it?
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Old 01-03-08, 08:49 AM
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The reporter needs to get out more!

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So what's the stance on pocket billiards then?
Legs slightly apart, hands in pockets..
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So typical isn't it Mr Frosty, what's the world coming to?
Like the last time I went to the opticians, when I went in for my eye test he said "Mr Price, you've got to stop masturbating".
So I asked "why, was it causing my poor eyesight" but all he could say was,
"No, its the other people in the waiting room who are complaining about you"
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I love the bit about "risking causing awkwardness and offense" in other men.
Its soooooooo Italian. Awkwardness must never be caused, its a MAJOR faux-pas (darling).

Apart - that is - with the group of Italian men that are still linked, in a wonderfully nieve and free and easy way, to their three-yearold selves, for whom the absent-minded holding of thier packet is a god given right! What is a man if not for his sack? A man should be able to take pride in the correct arrangement of his testicles.
I think it should be a call to arms!

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F'rinstance, breast feeding. You never, ever, see it done by Italians. Not unless they're a bit strange. Round my way, it would be the mums up in arms about it.
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What if girls want to scratch an itch south?
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