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Old 02-03-08, 07:46 PM
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is that rite ? mmm u talking from experience then steve lol!
No I am at a later stage called "passing sex" It happens when we pass each other and she simply says Fcuk You.

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Old 02-03-08, 07:50 PM
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just the top half Jay, or was it the full back, sack n'crack too?
pete my eyes are watering at the thought of it lol
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Old 02-03-08, 07:51 PM
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No I am at a later stage called "passing sex" It happens when we pass each other and she simply says Fcuk You.

Steve
and i always thought that when people get crinkly they just held hands lol ! not saying ur crinkly steve mi old mate !!!
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Smooth and hairless balls now, by the sound of it
God. I am so glad I didn't paint all that far!!

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the latex paint has saved him spending lots on wax strips lol! oo its making me whince just thinkin about it !
The agony was total. That's why it took 6.5 hours to get off. It still hurts now. Unlike waxing strips, if you try and rip this stuff off quickly it just stretches, pulling hairs and hurting, but not coming off.

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Here here! Green ya'd too! Now you know what us girlies go through with the waxing! You try your speedo line next!!!!
The damned stuff actually ran down the front part into my pubes so I had to remove some of them as well. It frikking hurt.

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just the top half Jay, or was it the full back, sack n'crack too?
Just the top half. Thank God.

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Are you sure you were smurfs? Your arms arnt sticking out!

I think I might have shaved before putting on the latex.........
Yeah we were Smurfs - and we rocked!! I was told to shave them but I thought it would be fine. Next time I'll listen.
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Helen made a mental note to add a tube of imac to the shopping list.
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Helen made a mental note to add a tube of imac to the shopping list.
the above picture wouldnt happen to be a person of german origin ? perhaps and yes imac and wax strips wouldnt go a miss ,mr frosty
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jay im gunna green ya just for having the balls to post the pics up !

superb mate
its was either going to be him or me (if he decided to email them to me)
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ouch fair play to you and the misus jay......smurfing hell
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ouch fair play to you and the misus jay......smurfing hell
Come 06:30 this morning I was well smurfed of with the smurfing paint. If I ever meet the mothersmurfer who invented it I am going to chin him.
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