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Old 02-03-08, 09:11 PM
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Lesson Learn NEVER IMAC YOUR BOLLIES!!!!

It hurts and burns the skin!! you lose skin and walk like john wayne for a week.

Also everyone thinks your a cnut for doing it (including missues) I still dont fully know why either!!!


on a side note another smurf story!!

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Old 02-03-08, 09:35 PM
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Lesson Learn NEVER IMAC YOUR BOLLIES!!!!

It hurts and burns the skin!! you lose skin and walk like john wayne for a week.
why didnt u use the nutraliser strate away mate ? especialy if u had burning in the nether regions !
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I hate to be the bearer of the obvious but either a thick application of talc or body lotion would have eased the removal. Allegedly

*whistles discretely and walks away*
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why didnt u use the nutraliser strate away mate ? especialy if u had burning in the nether regions !
The immac was on the armpits. It still hurts now. The stuff that ran into the goolie zone was removed with a trusty swiss army penknife

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I hate to be the bearer of the obvious but either a thick application of talc or body lotion would have eased the removal. Allegedly

*whistles discretely and walks away*

This tip made me want to cry.
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Well done on posting these Mate!

I've been having a mental struggle since you mailed them to me... Should I? Shouldn't I?

Smurfette looks pretty damn smurfy too!
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Yeah we were Smurfs - and we rocked!! I was told to shave them but I thought it would be fine. Next time I'll listen.
Next time? It appears you have more issues than I originally thought old boy!!
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I hate to be the bearer of the obvious but either a thick application of talc or body lotion would have eased the removal. Allegedly

*whistles discretely and walks away*
As in 'How to rot latex seals and remove body paint'?

Beats diving in deiseled waters, I guess...
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No no, you dive in dieseled waters. Otherwise I would always smell (worse than I do already)
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