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Old 02-03-08, 05:51 PM
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My smurfing hell
The good lady Scubajay and I went to a fancy dress party last night as the: SMURFS!!!

The party was fun (we won the prize of 2 bottles of bubbly for best couple!) but as you can see, removing the latex body paint took 6.5 hours to remove. I got to bed at 06:30 this morning minus all my (few) chest hairs. And all my armpit hair is gone as well.

It was worth it though!!
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Old 02-03-08, 05:55 PM
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The good lady Scubajay and I went to a fancy dress party last night as the: SMURFS!!!

The party was fun (we won the prize of 2 bottles of bubbly for best couple!) but as you can see, removing the latex body paint took 6.5 hours to remove. I got to bed at 06:30 this morning minus all my (few) chest hairs. And all my armpit hair is gone as well.

It was worth it though!!
jay im gunna green ya just for having the balls to post the pics up !

superb mate
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Old 02-03-08, 05:57 PM
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jay im gunna green ya just for having the balls to post the pics up !

superb mate
Smooth and hairless balls now, by the sound of it
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Smooth and hairless balls now, by the sound of it
the latex paint has saved him spending lots on wax strips lol! oo its making

me whince just thinkin about it !
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jay im gunna green ya just for having the balls to post the pics up !

superb mate
Here here! Green ya'd too! Now you know what us girlies go through with the waxing! You try your speedo line next!!!!
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Brilliant pics mate.

On a slight tangent, apparently Smurf sex is the first of various stages of sex throughout your life.

It is when u first meet a great partner and you shag until u are blue in the face.

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Brilliant pics mate.

On a slight tangent, apparently Smurf sex is the first of various stages of sex throughout your life.

It is when u first meet a great partner and you shag until u are blue in the face.

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is that rite ? mmm u talking from experience then steve lol!
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Here here! Green ya'd too! Now you know what us girlies go through with the waxing! You try your speedo line next!!!!
It's all very well doing your foof but I'm sure you don't wax your chest on a regular basis...
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just the top half Jay, or was it the full back, sack n'crack too?
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Are you sure you were smurfs?
Your arms arnt sticking out!

I think I might have shaved before putting on the latex.........
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