Is your lavatory spotless?

[CotoChris]

I find it amazing the number of people who either don't know how to use a bog brush or not bothered so someone else has to clean their shit. It's bad enough in a public toilet but in a private home.....

Another pet hate seing mentioned is men having a piss on a bowl when either there is a urinal nearby or pissing all over and not cleaning.

At home I platy safe a piss sitting down to avoid the wrath of my mrs, and we don't have carperted bathrooms either! ladies, sometimes us men we may point directly dead center into the bowl but occasionally the pee goes at right angles spraying the wall and all else! It happens! Henceforth at home I sit, otherwise it's off to the garden and piss on the compost heap :-)

[Sparky750]

The rig i was on last month had a game called "go faster stripes" there was a supervisor who for want of a better word was an absolute cnut. The lads used to sneak in to his loo and leave the best mess they could not flushing and certainly not cleaning. He was livid to say the least apparently it was his pet hate too and after complaining about it in morning meetings it got worse. A rough guess was at it's highest point half the rig where in on the game roughly 80 hairy arsed blokes So we all know what game to play if John annoys us

[MarkP]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Because it smells nice. My current bottle is 'Aqua' scented (whatever that is).

But bleach is seriously bad for the environment. I think it should be used occasionally and sparsely.

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by MarkP

But bleach is seriously bad for the environment. I think it should be used occasionally and sparsely.

I realise this, and when I find an 'environmentally-friendly' cleaning product of any description that actually works (and isn't grossly overpriced), I'll start using it.

[MarkP]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

I realise this, and when I find an 'environmentally-friendly' cleaning product of any description that actually works (and isn't grossly overpriced), I'll start using it.

I know what you mean.

[Snash]

Originally Posted by CotoChris

At home I platy safe a piss sitting down to avoid the wrath of my mrs, and we don't have carperted bathrooms either! ladies, sometimes us men we may point directly dead center into the bowl but occasionally the pee goes at right angles spraying the wall and all else! It happens! Henceforth at home I sit, otherwise it's off to the garden and piss on the compost heap :-)

Aha, Chris, there is a word to describe you - well at least in German there is:

Sitzpinkler

It is a slang phrase in German, which basically means "hen-pecked"

Urban Dictionary: Sitzpinkler

German men told they can no longer stand and deliver - Telegraph

Dont blame you though, mate. A wife clutching a bogbrush on the warpath is a fearsome thing to behold (as I know too well)

Snash

[scubagit]

Originally Posted by CotoChris

I find it amazing the number of people who either don't know how to use a bog brush or not bothered so someone else has to clean their shit. It's bad enough in a public toilet but in a private home.....

Another pet hate seing mentioned is men having a piss on a bowl when either there is a urinal nearby or pissing all over and not cleaning.

At home I platy safe a piss sitting down to avoid the wrath of my mrs, and we don't have carperted bathrooms either! ladies, sometimes us men we may point directly dead center into the bowl but occasionally the pee goes at right angles spraying the wall and all else! It happens! Henceforth at home I sit, otherwise it's off to the garden and piss on the compost heap :-)

Jazus, someone get that man a lap dancer, a pint of Guinness and some power tools QUICK!!
If you're worried about splashes etc BUY A FUNNEL

[yazzyfooty]

Originally Posted by CotoChris

At home I platy safe a piss sitting down to avoid the wrath of my mrs, and we don't have carperted bathrooms either! ladies, sometimes us men we may point directly dead center into the bowl but occasionally the pee goes at right angles spraying the wall and all else! It happens! Henceforth at home I sit, otherwise it's off to the garden and piss on the compost heap :-)

Ahhh so your un circumsized then!

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by yazzyfooty

Ahhh so your un circumsized then!

Is that going to be the subject of the next poll?

Roundhead or Cavalier


(go... I dare you )

[Woz]

Originally Posted by Sparky750

The rig i was on last month had a game called "go faster stripes" there was a supervisor who for want of a better word was an absolute cnut. The lads used to sneak in to his loo and leave the best mess they could not flushing and certainly not cleaning. He was livid to say the least apparently it was his pet hate too and after complaining about it in morning meetings it got worse. A rough guess was at it's highest point half the rig where in on the game roughly 80 hairy arsed blokes So we all know what game to play if John annoys us

Aaaaaaah you mean "love skids" I leave for Missus Woz as a sign of my affection?