Is your lavatory spotless?

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Apparently, when sitting, they sometimes dangle onto loo blocks, causing a modicum of discomfort

pmsl

[Woz]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Apparently, when sitting, they sometimes dangle onto loo blocks, causing a modicum of discomfort

And a blue 4skin.

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Woz

And a blue 4skin.

A blue 'waterlily and sea-mint'-scented 4skin.

[CotoChris]

Originally Posted by yazzyfooty

Ahhh so your un circumsized then!

The things you can tell by the post, but actually no, I had the chop and free and happy! :-)

This joke just cropped up in my head:

Did you hear about the pubic hair on the toilet seat? He remained there until he got pissed off.

Peeing sitting down sometimes is not the answer. Rarely I've had the flow pointing between the underside of the seat and the toilet henceforth flowing down on the other side and down to the floor, if lucky won't spray onto your trousers and pants!

Sitting down has an advanatge. the toilet is where I keep my best books and can sit and relax, mobile doesn't get reception and hopefully no interruptions. I name the bathroom as the 'Library' and that is where i get the most peace!

[Frankie Price]

Originally Posted by Scubee

Is that going to be the subject of the next poll?

Roundhead or Cavalier


(go... I dare you )

Roundhead, Cavalier or Samurai.

[scuba g]

Interesting thread and one of my favourite yet annoying pastimes in my girlfriends view, I enjoy (like many)a nice read in the loo, not uncommon but I tend to notice any smells if the bowl hasnt been cleaned, so I prefer a lemon zest as an air freshner and I use babywipes after releasing the trout down stream, as it more hygenic than just wiping, and your bum is fresh as a daisy!

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by cazyoung

I was under the illusion that men couldn't pee when........... saluting

Not true, however the ability to do handstands is useful.

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by scuba g

I use babywipes after releasing the trout down stream, as it more hygenic than just wiping, and your bum is fresh as a daisy!

I agree. We have 'moist toilet tissue' as well as ordinary loo roll. Most refreshing after a curry/chilli poo.


can't quite believe I'm discussing this with complete strangers...

[BJ]

Originally Posted by Scubee

ditto. because the erm... products... uses the same exit.

Just as an aside... playing the girlie 'I don't have one so I don't know' card ...

If you sit to pee, and it is a long one (no, not a long pee) does it point in the right direction without assistance, and if you are a little on the short side, do you need to erm.. encourage the correct direction of flow?

Just curious, that's all

p.s. Is it Friday again?

You have to be careful it doesn't dangle in the water.

[Jay_Benson]

Originally Posted by scuba g

I use babywipes after releasing the trout down stream, as it more hygenic than just wiping, and your bum is fresh as a daisy!

Its also a great way of blocking your drain. Been there done that - my son was just trying to help.