Is your lavatory spotless?

[Woz]

If I had the option, a Red Sea liveaboard bum-gun would be the perfect bog accessory. Not only does it get your nipsy sparkling but you can then hose any "deck of the USS Nimitz skidders" off with the jet. Most satisfying.

[BJ]

I've been trying to get these for my house. I'm told there is a plumbing shop in Fulham that does them but I have yet to find it. If you find it on the Internet, please let me know.
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[scuba g]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

I agree. We have 'moist toilet tissue' as well as ordinary loo roll. Most refreshing after a curry/chilli poo.


can't quite believe I'm discussing this with complete strangers...

Especially the degree of "sludginess" of the poo, spicey ones feel like liquid fire!
The wipes I use are the small ones and the technique I stylise in the wiping in order is, wipe until your rear is clean and free from debris, then use moist wipe (aloe vera, nice flowery odour!), ensuring a wide scope to freshin the surrounding area, finally a quick wipe with normal loo roll to dry and stop the problem of "damp-itchy-arse!" which seems to always happen if you fart after a "Balti" plop!

As for strangers, I feel an intimate knowledge of your toilet behavour and bowel movements has made us forge a bond for life......lets hope we never share a loo, if we do I bag first dibs!

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by Frankie Price

Roundhead, Cavalier or Samurai.

Could you explain that one please?

(she says with her best Penelope Keith manners )

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by scuba g

Especially the degree of "sludginess" of the poo, spicey ones feel like liquid fire!
The wipes I use are the small ones and the technique I stylise in the wiping in order is, wipe until your rear is clean and free from debris, then use moist wipe (aloe vera, nice flowery odour!), ensuring a wide scope to freshin the surrounding area, finally a quick wipe with normal loo roll to dry and stop the problem of "damp-itchy-arse!" which seems to always happen if you fart after a "Balti" plop!

As for strangers, I feel an intimate knowledge of your toilet behavour and bowel movements has made us forge a bond for life......lets hope we never share a loo, if we do I bag first dibs!

Me too, me too! That's just what I do!

We currently have Tesco's own brand which smell very nice - which ones do you use?

[MarkP]

Originally Posted by BJ

I've been trying to get these for my house. I'm told there is a plumbing shop in Fulham that does them but I have yet to find it. If you find it on the Internet, please let me know.

Try here:Karcher UK

[Jay_Benson]

Originally Posted by scuba g

..lets hope we never share a loo, if we do I bag first dibs!

Personally I flush the loo.

[scuba g]

Originally Posted by Kirstie

Me too, me too! That's just what I do!

We currently have Tesco's own brand which smell very nice - which ones do you use?

I roll with these bad boys Earth Friendly Kids Gentle Kids Wipes Special Offer Save 10% (they should last a month but if the weekend gets spicey then Im lucky with 20 days!) I get them in the local health shop, I have standard baby wipes in the glove compartment in the jeep for after a dive to freshen the mug up or hands if you need to tinkle post dive!

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by scuba g

I roll with these bad boys Earth Friendly Kids Gentle Kids Wipes Special Offer Save 10% (they should last a month but if the weekend gets spicey then Im lucky with 20 days!) I get them in the local health shop, I have standard baby wipes in the glove compartment in the jeep for after a dive to freshen the mug up or hands if you need to tinkle post dive!

We have a bottle of anti-bacterial, no-water handwash in the glove compartment for the very same reason. Most useful.

[scuba g]

Isnt hygene great!