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<font color='#FF7F00'>A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: &quot;Nescafe&quot;!
Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: &quot;Good till the last drop”.
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
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The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: &quot;Rothmans&quot;
Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: &quot;Extra Long. King Size&quot;
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words &quot;South African &nbsp;Airways&quot;
Mum took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: &quot;Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.&quot;



&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Mum fainted!
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