Biggest irish bank robbery

[Andy the Coastie]

<font color='#FF7F00'>A group of Irish gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank. After a lot of thought they all agreed on the way to go about it.
In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embarked on their plans to get rich.  Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.  The robbers expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, were more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.  The first safe's combination was cracked, and inside the robbers found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.  &quot;Well&quot;, said one robber to another, &quot;at least we got a bite to eat.&quot;
The opened the second safe and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding, and the process continued until all the safes were opened and there was not a dollar, a diamond, nor an ounce of gold to be found.  Instead, all the safes contained containers of pudding.  Disappointed, each of the mobsters made a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than qwueasy, uncomfortable full stomachs.







The following morning, a Dublin newspaper headline read:
&quot;IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING........................&quot;

[Col.Maniac]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Andy the Commie 2 @ Oct. 04 2003,10:26)]A group of Irish gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank. After a lot of thought they all agreed on the way to go about it.
In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embarked on their plans to get rich.  Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.  The robbers expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, were more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.  The first safe's combination was cracked, and inside the robbers found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.  &quot;Well&quot;, said one robber to another, &quot;at least we got a bite to eat.&quot;
The opened the second safe and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding, and the process continued until all the safes were opened and there was not a dollar, a diamond, nor an ounce of gold to be found.  Instead, all the safes contained containers of pudding.  Disappointed, each of the mobsters made a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than qwueasy, uncomfortable full stomachs.







The following morning, a Dublin newspaper headline read:
&quot;IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING........................&quot;

rofl &nbsp;that would taste a bit ..... yea lol

[Fee]

<font color='#0000FF'>In a similar style.........

A masked gunman enters a bank and threatens the woman behind the desk
&quot;Open the safe or I'll blow your head off!&quot;
The trembling woman replies &quot;You've got it wrong, this is a sperm bank&quot;
The snarling bandit leans in close and growls
&quot;I said OPEN THE F***ING SAFE!!&quot;
The woman does so and removes a sample jar.
&quot;NOW DRINK IT!&quot; shouts the gunman
The woman initially refuses, but with the gunman brandishing the shyotgun in her face she shuts her eyes, screws her face up and necks the lot.
The gunman whips off his mask to reveal....her husband!
&quot;see?&quot; he snarls &quot;You can do it if you really want to&quot;


I'll get my coat................

Fee