a joke

[darthmoll]

>A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
>As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money
>and
>guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of
>bed and ties him up in a chair.
>While tying the girl up to the bed, he
>gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to
>the bathroom.
>While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an
>escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
>jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
>If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells
>you, just give him satisfaction.
>This guy must be dangerous, if he gets
>angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
>To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
>whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
>asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
>Be strong, honey, I love you, too.