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Non Diving Posts: Discuss cheesey chat up lines in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: Man: "Life with you, darling, would be like a permenantly drawn tennis match.......constant love......"...

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Old 30-09-03, 04:23 PM
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Man: &quot;Life with you, darling, would be like a permenantly drawn tennis match.......constant love......&quot;
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Quote[/b] (Bren Tierney @ Sep. 30 2003,16:23)]Man: &quot;Life with you, darling, would be like a permenantly drawn tennis match.......constant love......&quot;
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How's your arse for love bites?

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Quote[/b] (Mikkum @ Sep. 30 2003,08:12)]Man          Do you fancy having sex

Woman      No


Man          Well I suppose a blow job is out of the question
a mate of mine actually came right with that one!
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I personally like:

Excuse me, when you walked past my mouth went dry. Would you spit in my mask for me?



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Quote[/b] (Noel Johnson @ Sep. 30 2003,21:10)]&quot;Excuse me, but when you walked passed my mouth went dry. Would you spit in my mask for me?&quot;
Hey Noel,

That has got to rank, thus far, as 'Best in Show'! well-in mate.
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Quote[/b] (peter k @ Sep. 30 2003,18:24)]How's your arse for love bites?
Dude,

You've spent way too many nights down 'Clatty-Pats' and Barrras Market coming out with patter like that!
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Quote[/b] (Mikkum @ Sep. 30 2003,08:12)]Man          Do you fancy having sex

Woman      No


Man          Well I suppose a blow job is out of the question
a mate of mine actually came right with that one!
your mate said that to you!!! I hope you decked him
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Quote[/b] (Noel Johnson @ Sep. 30 2003,21:10)]Excuse me, when you walked past my mouth went dry. Would you spit in my mask for me?
I vote for this one!
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