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Old 02-10-03, 08:22 AM
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<font color='#810541'>* Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

* Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

* Man licks the end of his finger and lightly touches the womans arm...[Man] 'Let me help you out of those wet clothes'

* Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

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Would &nbsp;you mind if i sat next to you love, only my friend over there has just farted.
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Old 02-10-03, 11:12 AM
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Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes.

The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse.

Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half.

If you're not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
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Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes.
That includes a shower before hand in this house, apparently
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I never could tell if I prefered girls with fat legs or thin legs. Having seen you I've decided I prefer something in between.

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Quote[/b] ]Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half
Single people only - obviously.
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You don't sweat much for a fat bird (not sure if he meant to chat her up, but they're still together now!)
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Quote[/b] (DougParker @ Oct. 02 2003,08:47)]Would  you mind if i sat next to you love, only my friend over there has just farted.
lol, I love that one.


A friend of mine asked a girl if she wanted to dance, she said &quot;yes&quot; and stood up. He then said &quot;so you wont be needing your chair then&quot; and sat on it. Leaving the poor girl stood there and humiliated!

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<font color='#0000FF'>Bloke: You have spanner eyes darling.
Girl: What do you mean?
Bloke: Everytime you look at me my nuts go tight!!!

Bloke: You must be a parking ticket?
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Bloke: Coz you have FINE stamped all over you!!!

Bloke: Have you got tired legs?
Girl: Why?
Bloke: Coz you've been running through my mind all night!!!

If I can think of any more really cheezy ones i'll let you know.
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Quote[/b] (Dominic @ Oct. 02 2003,11:12)]Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes.
That wasn't own YD scientist guy Steve W ?
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