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Old 09-10-03, 10:17 PM
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As used once by my brother before getting lamped:

You've got small hands, I like girls with small hands, They make my knob look bigger.

No wonder he was slapped
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Favourite of a guy I once knew;

Hi there, fancy goings halves on a bastard?

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<font color='#0000FF'>Adrian..

it's

Hi there, fancy goings halves on a bastard and share the expences &nbsp;




&nbsp; &nbsp;Andy
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From Peter Kay's rather excellent 'Phoenix Nights' (Channel 4, series two):

Club bouncer to in-coming, mini-skirt-wearing female club patron:

&quot;Hey darlin, them there are cracking legs! What time do they open....?&quot;



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Quote[/b] (Andy the Commie 2 @ Oct. 14 2003,10:17)]share the expences  
Ah Andy, you must be a gentleman to share &nbsp;
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<font color='#810541'>I apologise now for these, but I was a young sailor when I tried using these. Funnily enough none of them worked...

&quot;Excuse me darling, do you like driving?&quot;
&quot;Yes&quot;
Pointing at groin area.. &quot; Well back onto this!&quot;

&quot;Excuse me darling, do you like fruit?&quot;
&quot;Yes&quot;
&quot;Well suck this, it's a peach!&quot;

Like I said.. Sorry.

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Nevermind 'Sorry'! &nbsp;Which one worked?? &nbsp;
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<font color='#810541'>Ok, I admit it. The peach one did get past the initial slap as it was original and in those days women weren't so picky!!!
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One of the first things a certain young lady said to me was that she was a Jewish vegetarian.

I couldn't resist 'Oh well, no chance of a blow job there then.'

Ho hum

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To someone you know but would like to know a lot more

&quot;I dreamed of you last night&quot;
&quot;Oh, did you&quot;
&quot;No, you wouln't let me - how about tonight&quot;.


Walk up to your young lady and say

&quot;my wrist watch is a magic and  because of it I can tell you are not wearing any knickers&quot;.
&quot;Well you are wrong, I am&quot;.
&quot;Oh, are you really - damn thing must be half an hour fast&quot;.



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