Yorkshire Divers

Life Assurance and Financial Advice for Divers
Go Back   YD Scuba Diving Forums > Non-Diving Related Forums > Non Diving Posts
cheesey chat up lines cheesey chat up lines
User Name
Password

Welcome to the YD Scuba forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions, articles and access our other FREE features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload your own photos and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact support.

Non Diving Posts: Discuss cheesey chat up lines in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: Lets list a few cheesey chat up lines. Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I swim ...

Reply
Page 1 of 4 1 234 >
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 29-09-03, 09:26 PM
New Member
  

Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: kent
Posts: 91
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
susan saw the sea in a book once
Red face Imported post
Lets list a few cheesey chat up lines.


Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I swim back and forth a few more times?



Get your coat you've pulled!


groan, anyone got anymore?
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 29-09-03, 09:47 PM
AdamB's Avatar
New Member
  

Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Plymouth
Posts: 50
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
AdamB dips toes in sea annuallyAdamB dips toes in sea annuallyAdamB dips toes in sea annuallyAdamB dips toes in sea annuallyAdamB dips toes in sea annuallyAdamB dips toes in sea annuallyAdamB dips toes in sea annuallyAdamB dips toes in sea annuallyAdamB dips toes in sea annuallyAdamB dips toes in sea annuallyAdamB dips toes in sea annually
Imported post
'Here's 50p, ring your parents and let them know you're not coming home'
my mate from st.albans uses that all the time, i think its awful!  
__________________
I wish I'd be at bit more spontaneous. Sometimes I feel like going out, stealing a traffic cone, putting it on my head and saying, "Look at me, I'm a giant witch." - Alan Partridge
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 29-09-03, 10:06 PM
New Member
  

Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: kent
Posts: 91
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
susan saw the sea in a book once
Imported post
I've lost my number can I have yours!




man       do you fancy having sex?

woman   no

man       well do you mind laying down while I do![b]
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 30-09-03, 08:12 AM
New Member
  

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sunderland
Posts: 12
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mikkum saw the sea in a book once
Imported post
Man          Do you fancy having sex

Woman      No


Man          Well I suppose a blow job is out of the question





Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 30-09-03, 11:16 AM
Simon TW's Avatar
.
  

Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Yorkshire (with a Lancashire post code)
Posts: 2,422
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Simon TW communes with fishSimon TW communes with fishSimon TW communes with fishSimon TW communes with fishSimon TW communes with fishSimon TW communes with fishSimon TW communes with fishSimon TW communes with fishSimon TW communes with fishSimon TW communes with fishSimon TW communes with fish
Imported post
<font color='#000080'>Ambitious male youth at club to female 20 something,

(M) Do you want to dance luv?

(F) No I'm not dancing with a kid!

(M) Sorry luv I didn't know you were pregnant.
__________________
Simon TW

The thing about free advice is you get what you paid for.

http://www.sirenian.org

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

Time to dive.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 30-09-03, 01:47 PM
Mark Chase's Avatar
A short fat well off crap cave diver. Likes wrecks
  

Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Kent
Posts: 10,810
Thanks: 13
Thanked 15 Times in 11 Posts
Mark Chase is really NeptuneMark Chase is really NeptuneMark Chase is really NeptuneMark Chase is really NeptuneMark Chase is really NeptuneMark Chase is really NeptuneMark Chase is really NeptuneMark Chase is really NeptuneMark Chase is really NeptuneMark Chase is really NeptuneMark Chase is really Neptune
Imported post
Hey babe

What can you do with 6 1/2 &quot; and ONE HELL OF A LOT OF ENTHUISIAM



Running to get coat

Not Mark Chase honist, some other bloke nicked my Avtar.
__________________
Mark, dispite the fact your a Heron shagging tosser I agree with you , Steve S 10/04/08
ATB as most people will tell you, means Always Talking Boll@cks. My responses to threads should be treated accordingly
All The Best

Mark Chase

Screw the force Luke, use the VR3
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 30-09-03, 02:41 PM
MATTBIN's Avatar
Just not enough dive time.
  

Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Home - Harpenden/Work - Ruislip
Posts: 8,950
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
MATTBIN is a scuba diver - warm waterMATTBIN is a scuba diver - warm waterMATTBIN is a scuba diver - warm waterMATTBIN is a scuba diver - warm waterMATTBIN is a scuba diver - warm waterMATTBIN is a scuba diver - warm waterMATTBIN is a scuba diver - warm waterMATTBIN is a scuba diver - warm waterMATTBIN is a scuba diver - warm waterMATTBIN is a scuba diver - warm waterMATTBIN is a scuba diver - warm water
Imported post
ADAM!!!

Matt
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 30-09-03, 04:05 PM
Scubamuppet's Avatar
New Member
  

Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: cheshire
Posts: 58
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Scubamuppet can find the seaside on a mapScubamuppet can find the seaside on a mapScubamuppet can find the seaside on a mapScubamuppet can find the seaside on a map
Imported post
My mercedes is outside &nbsp;but it's got a flat battery , any chance of a Jump &nbsp;
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 30-09-03, 04:17 PM
New Member
  

Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: kent
Posts: 91
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
susan saw the sea in a book once
Imported post
man looks behind girls back, girl says &quot;what are you doing?&quot;
man replies &quot;looking for your wings because you must be an angel&quot; &nbsp; &nbsp;


or


man, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
women, unfertilised
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 30-09-03, 04:18 PM
Mr T.'s Avatar
Senior Member
  

Join Date: May 2002
Location: Depends on the week in question
Posts: 12,240
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Mr T. paddles in the seaMr T. paddles in the seaMr T. paddles in the seaMr T. paddles in the seaMr T. paddles in the seaMr T. paddles in the seaMr T. paddles in the seaMr T. paddles in the seaMr T. paddles in the seaMr T. paddles in the seaMr T. paddles in the sea
Arrow Imported post
Man-to-woman: &quot;Tell me, do you know the difference between a blow-job and chicken drum-stick?&quot;

Woman-to-man: &quot;No.&quot;

Man-to-woman: &quot;Then grab your coat, we're going on a picnic....&quot;
__________________
All divers are created equal(ised) - it's just that some of us handle the pressure better.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 4 1 234 >

« Wishes! | Finding Nemo »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Sponsored Links

Yorkshire Divers - RSS Feed
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 08:01 PM.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0
Trademark and all rights reserved : © YD.com Ltd (2006)
YD.com Ltd (Registered in England - 05886696)
Other sites : Golf Clubs | New Premiership Football Kits | MP3 Portable Players | MP3 Players For Sale | Replica Football Kits | Cheap Football Boots | Compare MP3 Player Prices | Cheap Christmas Gift Ideas | Cheap Replica Shirt

Advertise - Contact Us - Yorkshire Divers - Sitemap - Privacy Statement - Terms & Conditions - Top
Forums Directory