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Old 26-03-08, 08:45 AM
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OK, after three weeks of living under my bed, the little bastard has escaped and is now living under my shed. Let's have some ideas on how to get him out. Greens will awarded for those that amuse me...
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I believe Keith Henson has a shotgun
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I have a small dog with a penchant for cats... he might be able to shift it

Although if the cat shows the slightest tendency to fight back he will normally just mooch past... nothing to see round here... cat? Nope, can't see any cats....

I suppose a trail of small treats back to the bedroom might work eventually ... it certainly works for me
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I believe Keith Henson has a shotgun
if shooting it were an option it would still be travelling backwards with a .308 up its arse. Ideally I'm looking for a non-lethal solution. I probably should have specified that, my apologies
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Send the Dude in with his patented Conger Prodder?
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Play Jay's radio station loudly by the shed. He's be out with his paws over his ears in no time.
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Send the Dude in with his patented Conger Prodder?
The Dudess might object if he came back with his prodder all scratched and savaged, besides you shouldn't call her a conger. And another thing, I don't care how much he boasts, he could never reach under a shed with it.
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I take it Catnip and/or Food didn't work.

how about building a corral from shed to kitchen door and then letting off an 'airbomb' behind the shed?

failing that - a noose on a stick.

failing that send Badger in.. he is a sick f**ker - then cat will be happy to come in - just to get away from his potty mouth.
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