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Old 26-03-08, 04:04 PM
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Cholesterol, what's the big deal.
Any good looking lady cholesterol sucking vampire-ettes out there?

Any easy way to get rid of the stuff without doing anything?

Rubbing spirits on oil gets rid of it so I'm way ahead of you over my lager intake although I have to admit, at my age, I can't really drink anymore.

Would having a really hot bath "uncongeal" any fatty deposit and allow them to sink to the lowest point in my body? In short, is underwater acupuncture a way to drain any excess fat?

Is there any danger of spontaneously bursting into fatty flame?

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Old 26-03-08, 04:17 PM
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OMG! They are trying to say alcohol is a bad thing!!!!!

Cholesterol - high and low levels, causes and diet advice
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Lol - Had my blood test this morning, results on Friday.
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Lol - Had my blood test this morning, results on Friday.
How does that work? Surely that leaves you with an even worse ratio of blood to cholesterol? Why don't they suck out some cholesterol?

I'm not happy about being 50. Joints are crumbling, my eyesight is failing and now I'm a fat b*st*rd! What's next? I'll probably wake up in the morning and my knob will fall off!

My optician told me I prob have high cholesterol and I should never have told SWMBO what he said. It's like listening to a stuck record "have you made an appointment to see the doctor, have you made an appointment to see the doctor, have you made an appointment to see the doctor, have you made an appointment to see the doctor, have you made an appointment to see the doctor, have you made an appointment to see the doctor etc etc" .

Why can't I just die in peace and ignorance without being poked, prodded and bled?
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Why can't I just die in peace and ignorance without being poked, prodded and bled?
You could have if you hadn't told the missus...
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You could have if you hadn't told the missus...
I'll end up going to the doctors about earache and, whilst I'm there ................
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Doctors... phahhh.... Eat more wholefoods they say. Well, I leave the skins on my sausages what more do these people want FFS?

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Doctors... phahhh.... Eat more wholefoods they say. Well, I leave the skins on my sausages what more do these people want FFS?

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Quite.

And I leave the skins on my baked potatoes to stop all the butter running out!
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My Ex announced she and Bf were going to New York to celebrate her 50th, I asked if Saga were doing a special trip .

Age is in the mind Finless, trust me, you aren't old, or if you were you are regressing very well.
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