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Non Diving Posts: Discuss I can never show myself in public again in the Non-Diving Related Forums forums: Bea, my very beautiful Hungarian-dwarf wife has just told me that she has Romany blood. That means my son, Eric ...

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Pretend I never heard her and deny it if anyone asks 10 20.00%
Hold my head high and be "Glad To be A Pikey" 11 22.00%
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Old 27-03-08, 12:05 PM
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Unhappy I can never show myself in public again
Bea, my very beautiful Hungarian-dwarf wife has just told me that she has Romany blood. That means my son, Eric the Fish, is a pikey

What should I do?
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Old 27-03-08, 12:07 PM
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Never mind. Think of all the money to be made from lucky heather, tarmac and baked hedgehogs.


she says, stereotypically
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Old 27-03-08, 12:08 PM
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Invest in a wig, false beard and dark glasses then no one will know who you are
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Pappa Lazzaru?
I thought that's the image you're trying to avoid?
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Pappa Lazzaru?
I thought that's the image you're trying to avoid?
You're my wife now, Dave!
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Get him to knock out a front tooth and replace it with a gold one for start.

Then he needs a daag and space on your drive for a caravan.

How about some illegal boxing in the back garden.

Never mind gliding hare coursing is the future.

Set up a drive tarmacing business.

Be proud.

Not sure if this is romany related but more fun than reading palms and selling heather.
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Old 27-03-08, 12:28 PM
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is there something you want to tell us about the kit you "found" in your bag after the weekend?
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Well it doesn't seem to have done The Dude any harm. Hold your head up high and be proud my man. Here's a suggestion for your next dive-mobile - accommodation included!

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Bea, my very beautiful Hungarian-dwarf wife has just told me that she has Romany blood. That means my son, Eric the Fish, is a pikey

What should I do?
Well at least she isn't Welsh.
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Old 27-03-08, 12:47 PM
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Bea, my very beautiful Hungarian-dwarf wife has just told me that she has Romany blood. That means my son, Eric the Fish, is a pikey

What should I do?
At least she isn't lop eared too
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