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Old 29-03-08, 04:55 PM
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i have a cold and im going to the quarry tomorrow morning to leave snot everywhere! not blocked up!!!!

poor you for having man flu! its a killer!
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Old 29-03-08, 04:59 PM
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Ah, hello, Dr Frosty here. Well Ratty, you're quite right. Manflu (or to give it its full name, Testosterone Influenced Terminal Sickness) can indeed be fatal but just to put your mind at rest, death only occurs in 92% of cases. Much research has been conducted into treatment regimes and there is still much disagreement amongst us clever doctors but we are all agreed that increased alcohol intake and consumption of nutritionally valueless foods are important.

I fear nurse Scooby is being far too modest. My research has shown that, providing the nurse wears the correct attire, the symptoms of manflu (T.I.T.S.) can be reduced by 71%. And this rises to 84% if she is wearing a wonderbra.
Of course, If Doctor Phrostee is so bloody clever, how come he can't copy a simple six letter word?
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Of course, If Doctor Phrostee is so bloody clever, how come he can't copy a simple six letter word?
Now look, I'm actually not feeling very well but do you care? Oh no...









Have you got a wonderbra?
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Have you got a wonderbra?

I bet you're not feeling as unwell as me. I can't even call for help!
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I bet you're not feeling as unwell as me. I can't even call for help!
That's nowt. I've got a hurty leg.
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The contents of my underwear drawer shall remain a secret

(don't you wish you were as fit as those rowers? bloody hell they go fast )
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(don't you wish you were as fit as those rowers? bloody hell they go fast )
What rowers? Have you been watching your special DVD again nurse?
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What rowers? Have you been watching your special DVD again nurse?
Well at the moment, the boys in blue are under hammersmith bridge
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My research has shown that, providing the nurse wears the correct attire, the symptoms of manflu (T.I.T.S.) can be reduced by 71%. And this rises to 84% if she is wearing a wonderbra.
Blimey, I feel 4% better already
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