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Old 03-04-08, 04:12 PM
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so not may cat WAS munching on tuna - so i ran in and made lots of noise hoping it would bolt for the door....

obviously not my cat likes the space under my oven..... back to square one..
PMSL!

I can't green you again, but this is classic!
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Old 03-04-08, 04:15 PM
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Next time it comes out creep in, put something in front of the oven and creep out. Once it's relaxed again, creep in and hoof it out the door

Failing that, medium rare please
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Can you not put tuna outside the door?
During munching time, close the door - no cat.

If it goes under the floor board, get some sealent - if you can put up with the smell for a couple of weeks you'll be fine. Either that or it'll evolve into some fabled beast of yorr...
Needless to say I'm joking - I like cats, grilled, fried...etc
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Next time it comes out creep in, put something in front of the oven and creep out.
You just like the image of a startled cat running into what used to be an opening! You'll get an angry cat with a sore head
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back under the floorboards - i can hear it doing whatever under there.....
cat pee smell getting worse..... YUCK!
and i just tidied all the kitchen too....
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So while all this is happening, where is your cat?
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Solution - Bucket of water! And you get to wash the kitchen floor at the same time!

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Daisy has run off into the garden - and oscar is watching daisy from the window....

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I'm about an hour and a half away.

Anytime you want to, just post a request and I'll nip round with "not my shotgun" and fill it with "not my 12 bore cartridge". Might need a bit of cleaning up after, mind.

Alternatively, call the RSPCA.
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arrr thats a really big photo!
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