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Old 04-04-08, 08:04 AM
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Garf, just as a matter of interest, is your cat still under the shed or did it move somewhere else. Like Batley?
no, after three days I gave up and phoned an animal welfare centre. They were talking about "non aggressive solutions", "non violent approaches", "humane catchment boxes" and such, so I hung up the phone, boarded up three sides of the bottom of the shed and introduced it to "not-my-highpressure-hosepipe".

What was heartbreaking was watching him just sit there and take it for ten minutes as the water hit him

When he eventually had had enough and came out he looked like a drowned rat. I had to put him in the bath and wash him. He then spent the rest of the evening wrapped in a towel in front of the fire

he's safely back under the bed now
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Old 04-04-08, 11:59 AM
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When "not my cat" went under "not your oven" why didnt you introduce him to "not too hot are you".

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Old 04-04-08, 12:09 PM
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no, after three days I gave up and phoned an animal welfare centre. They were talking about "non aggressive solutions", "non violent approaches", "humane catchment boxes" and such, so I hung up the phone, boarded up three sides of the bottom of the shed and introduced it to "not-my-highpressure-hosepipe".

What was heartbreaking was watching him just sit there and take it for ten minutes as the water hit him

When he eventually had had enough and came out he looked like a drowned rat. I had to put him in the bath and wash him. He then spent the rest of the evening wrapped in a towel in front of the fire

he's safely back under the bed now
Well I bet you've cured him of going under the shed ever again. (Or of ever letting you near him with a hosepipe).
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Old 04-04-08, 12:35 PM
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When "not my cat" went under "not your oven" why didnt you introduce him to "not too hot are you".

Matt
I didnt want to kill it !!

not my cat has gone for the moment....

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What a stonkingly nutty thread One of the classics!

Possibly my vote for daft thread of the year 2008 so far
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What a stonkingly nutty thread One of the classics!

Possibly my vote for daft thread of the year 2008 so far
We just need to ease some references to turds in there now and it will be the real thing.
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Old 04-04-08, 01:00 PM
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What a stonkingly nutty thread One of the classics!

Possibly my vote for daft thread of the year 2008 so far
i'm just sooo touched..
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I knew you would be. Soooo, just how many cats can you fit under a cooker ?
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I knew you would be. Soooo, just how many cats can you fit under a cooker ?
Generally less than you can fit in the cooker....

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I didnt want to kill it !!

not my cat has gone for the moment....
Has not my cat not turned up again yet?
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