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Old 07-04-08, 03:54 PM
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Our downstairs neighbours have three cats, one of which is a furry killing machine. Its record was 11 squirrels in two weeks. All of which it killed, ate one of the back legs (usually the left) and brought the remainder in through the catflap. I'm pretty certain it is half tiger. It has also killed a seagul. God knows how, it was HUGE, but its size didn't stop it getting its head nearly bitten off.

If we could train it to kill pidgeons, then I'd be a happy man - bloody flying rats......
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Old 07-04-08, 04:10 PM
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If we could train it to kill pidgeons, then I'd be a happy man - bloody flying rats......
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And after all that they stick a bloody great pin through its chest
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Mine brings in rabbits but only eats the eyes and tongue - rabbit stew anyone? He's also brought a few bats in, and I have no idea how he does this (they're a bugger to catch too). Oh, and occasionally he brings me pebbles, which is a bit odd.

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Old 08-04-08, 09:43 AM
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Thank you! It's certainly better than the chips and bits of stale bread he occasionally brings in - I think he goes bin-raiding

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Thank you! It's certainly better than the chips and bits of stale bread he occasionally brings in - I think he goes bin-raiding

J
Ha ha, we all got to take the rough with the smooth I guess.....
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Ha ha, we all got to take the rough with the smooth I guess.....
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Not yet...might be something to do with the rat poison i put in the tuna....













ONLY JOKING....i'm not that cruel!!
No sign of it yet though..

ohh another trivilation in the life of Nat:

Short Version:
- Mean man pushes infront of me at cash machine que.
- Mean man is in a rush and rushes off
- he didn't wait for his card to pop back out and i assumed he had finnished and shuved my card in, effectivly 'swallowing' his.
-Then bloody 250 quid pops out!!!!!
-So i take it out of the machine and look for guy but i can see him.
-Now this would go really nicley in the Turkey fund, and it serves you right for pushing in!!
- But i took it back into the bank and gave it to someone who works there...

Lets hope what goes around comes around!
Is this going to be the start of a "not my cash" thread

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No, more of a "not my thread" thread
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