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Old 03-04-08, 03:14 PM
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Exclamation That's not my cat!

YD - im in a bit of a state!
There is a mad, hissing wild cat in my kitchen!

I went in to get some food, when i say the HUGEMONGOUS gray furry thing on the kitchen table!

First thaught - that's not my cat!
Second thaught - remove 'not my cat' from kitchen and clean the table.

So when i went to pick it up/shoo it away, it leaped at me and chased me round the table! It's a vicious one indeed!
So there i was running like a loon round my table when i spotted the mop! So i grabbed it and tried to 'manouver' 'not my cat' away from me it went even more mental!!! and clung onto the bottom of the mop! so i dragged it round the kitchen a few times shaking the mop until it let go. The cat mas still hissing...
In the end i dropped the mop and ran away, defeated by not my cat.

I shut my kitchen door so its trapped in there now....

im really quite scared and still need some food
but i darnt go back in!!!
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Old 03-04-08, 03:16 PM
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Cat will simply be terrified and need food. Bit like you.

Can you not open kitchen door to let the poor thing out? How did it get in in the first place?
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show it the "not my broom"
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advice needed for a damsel in distress: How can she tame her wild pussy
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Introduce it to "not my crossbow"!
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To let it out means i have to walk through the kitchen to get to the door that leads outside.... im scared!!!!
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Unfortunatly my crossbow is in repair at the moment....
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go out of front door and walk round to open kitchen door from outside!
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Run to the corner shop and get a tin of sardines - make sure its got a key on it so you can open it before going in the kitchen.

feed sardines to not your cat.

Not your cat will love you and be a nice pussy again.

Maybe.
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