Scouse job offer....

[HelenM]

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the

counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".

The man behind the Counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just

got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard

for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.

You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided.

Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and

you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their overseas

holidays.

The salary package is $200,000 a year".

The scouser said "You're bullshitting me!"

The man behind the counter said "Well you fcuking started it!"

[Mark Davies]

<font color='#000080'>The scousers were recently asked to participate in a referendum on moving to the Euro.

99% voted in favour of keeping the Giro!

[louigi]

<font color='#FF0000'>Did you know that PADI actualy encoraged BSAC to move to Elsmere Port in the vain hope that the plastic scousers would nick it.

[AdmiralHanson]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (louigi @ Nov. 16 2003,10:09)]Did you know that PADI actualy encoraged BSAC to move to Elsmere Port in the vain hope that the plastic scousers would nick it.

<font color='#0000FF'>Oohhhh ! Don't call them 'Plastic Scousers' in Ellesmere Port ...

As rattles round the terraces of Prenton Park :

&quot;Forget the cathedral,
And stuff your pier head,
Don't be deceived,
And don't be misled,
We are from Tranmere,
We're from Birkenhead&quot;[i]