Michael Jackson

[Sean]

Its funny!!

Police raided Michael Jackson's home again today and had some shocking
results.
According to the press release, Class A drugs were found in the bathroom, Class B drugs in the kitchen...

and


Class 4c were found in the bedroom.

[Mr T.]

Yes, the news doesn't look good for the Nonce: looks like he's heading for a "face off" in court, even though his attorneys maintain that he's "whiter-than-white" and that they intend to put up a robust and '"surgical" defence to the charges. Court insiders that might not be necessary as Mr Jackson has seen more than his fair share of time on the operating table....


In a rare and fleeting comment on how his wife was coping with the news, Mr Jackson was heard to retort: "She's Outta My Life..." 

[Gavin Yates]

<font color='#000F22'>What have McDonalds and Michael Jackson got in common?




The both put 40-year-old meat into 8-year-old buns &nbsp;