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Old 21-11-03, 03:31 PM
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An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night,
having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer,
throws
his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces
and
says: "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same one twice."
 
The Aussie, obviously impressed by this , drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces
and
says: "Well mate, in 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either."
 
The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South
African and the Australian and then says: "In London we have so many
f***ing South Africans and Aussies that we don't need to drink with
the
same ones twice
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